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Mobile, AL
Joined January 2012
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We’ve got a new @JetBlue aircraft to show off! ✈️ Introducing our @Airbus A220-300 and “Hops” tail design! 📸 @HelloJetBlue @AirbusInTheUS #avgeek
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Set your TV up for a 4-Up Picture Grid now, Kitten Bowl VII is on Hallmark Channel starting at 4pm/c & Puppy Bowl XVI is on Animal Planet starting at 5pm/c 🐱🐶 🏈
Everyone always gave me hate for supporting LSU. I’m not from there, nor do I reside. I always support crazy plays & tonight should prove no differently.
*John Connor: "Hey Janelle, 'The Last Jedi' is the best of all the 'Star Wars' movies, right?" Janelle: "Of course, honey! Come on home, so we can watch it." *Hangs up telephone* *The Terminator: "Your foster parents are dead."
CDC says to say no to eating raw cookie dough. Temptation, Appetizing, & Salmonella are all 10 letter words. Coincidence?! #WashYourDough1st
Fairytale game & a fantastic ending! #SECChampionship
Bruce Buffer is always dressed so slickly! #UFC229
How many dogs do you have ? teapawt.net/fudo_win/status/983650…
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Gonna be a riot in New Orleans at the 'SilverDome, Brother!' when Roman Reigns wins tonight! #WrestleMania34 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Turn it side ways.... it looks like a dead duck ! teapawt.net/hayeslittle/status/975…
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I said... (o )_(o ) ( o)_( o) (o )_(o ) ( ^ )_( ^ )..........biiiiiiiiiiiitttcchhhhhhh!!
The new XFL with Colin Kaepernick?!
No, Google. I wanted "Bestiality in Alabama" not "Best Cities in Alabama". ;-P
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US Government Shuts Down Flat-Earther's Rocket Launch shar.es/1MvKUa via @LiveScience They should have let him do it and stream it pay per view, and donate all the money to NASA
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When your gingerbread house skills could be a Trap House Mansion...
So ready 2 buy this "on-sale" TV that was mis-manufactured & couldn't be placed on straight market, so it's 4 sale 2 help their bottom line.
I can't believe Starbucks is open on Thanksgiving how selfless & thankless can they...*Welcome to Starbucks what can we make for you today?*
After Slamming Bitcoin As A Money Laundering Tool, JPMorgan Busted For Money Laundering | Zero Hedge zerohedge.com/news/2017-11-1…
Tonight is the ESPN 30for30 special on 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair! To be the man, you have to beat the man! Whooo! #ESPN30for30 #RicFlair