Lara Spring retweeted
Oh my god RT @PoisonedRedRose: I laughed harder than I should have RT @TheSexology: A female "cock block" is called a "clam jam."
Lara Spring retweeted
Twitter has taught me that there are some people that really need a good hard slap......of a 2 by 4
~finishing my set sweating & breathless applause ringing in my ears surprised to see @valley_jack still at the bar, walking back to the
Lara Spring retweeted
You won't be laughing at me when I transfer all the funds to my boyfriend Nigerian Prince and we can finally be together.
Whenever he sees her
he wants to make
a present of her
to himself
and carry her home.
Then unwrap her
very
slowly.
Why thank you ~grins~ RT @valley_jack: @LaraSpringx fucking perfection!!'









