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Pun slut and maker of words. Writer for @nerdsandbeyond and co-host of @mixtapebookclub podcast and @YourBatIsDead podcast. Opinions my own. She/Her/??🏳️‍🌈🔞.

Ko-fi & Patreon in carrd.
Joined June 2012
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Hive: @malmuses Tumblr: @malmuses IG: @mal_muses TikTok: @malmuses FB: Mal Muses / Mal Windsor Website for editing services: malwindsor.com Email: [email protected] You can find my articles & show coverage at nerdsandbeyond.com & other writings are coming soon!
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Expected to want to block a lot of things to clean up my X when I dropped back in for a bit, did not anticipate the gay hockey show (that I love) being one of the first, sheesh 🥴
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Me, whispering harshly to my incredibly expensive, memory foam contour pillow: you better fix my whole life, bitch I guess this is what getting old feels like
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How in the ever flapping fuck was Christmas only 9 weeks ago 😩 We've earned it being a LEAST May by now, surely
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Strange choice of pictures for a headline mentioning Jared and Misha, but I love Karl so it can slide
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This picture 😭
Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins have joined the cast of the final season of ‘THE BOYS’ with Jensen Ackles set to return as Soldier Boy.
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Kripke is just a thirsty, thirsty man and I respect that about him #TheBoys
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“So if Musk is an addict you should forgive his behavior” When my wayward cousin got a bit too friendly with meth he stole a relatives wallet and ran through a parking lot with no pants, ma, he did not try to steal a whole nation’s healthcare and help create the new nazi party
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Did the people who organized DashCon grow up to run the government? Has anyone checked if the DOGE office has a ball pit?
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Want a little more Christmas? A few years ago myself & some other writers wrote this funny canon Destiel fic thats (very) loosely inspired by The Santa Clause, with an SPN twist. I just reread & thought I should share! Ho ho, Merry Christmas. 🎄💙💚 archiveofourown.org/works/21…
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Fellow fanfic writers, readers, & aficionados: now is the time, more than ever. There are many reasons & ways to create fanworks, but one has ALWAYS been as an act of protest. Make it gayer. Blacker. Full of women. Make it louder. Make it what YOU want to see in the world.
This sounds frivolous in the grand scheme of things but we need to support archivists, protect public libraries, protect journalists, writers, artists, photographers, and filmmakers. We need to continue to keep culture alive and educate our youth.
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(I made a similar post on 🦋, but the post I shared there is not on X. Occasionally I'll cross post things while folks are still here, but mostly, I'm going to be over there.)
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Take whatever time you need to regroup and recover. But DO recover. Because you, my love, are way too delightful to be taken out by a scheming false idol with a hairline that bad.
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Time to reshare my pinned, with the addition of Bluesky. Discord notifications are back on, friends. Most of you know that's where to find me when I'm online. (Which is still less than I used to be, but increasing.) Take my love with you wherever you are, friends.
Hive: @malmuses Tumblr: @malmuses IG: @mal_muses TikTok: @malmuses FB: Mal Muses / Mal Windsor Website for editing services: malwindsor.com Email: [email protected] You can find my articles & show coverage at nerdsandbeyond.com & other writings are coming soon!
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Anyone who feels betrayed by family, friends, or coworkers, I just want you to know that you still have a village. You are not alone. You are NOT. Care for yourself now, then get involved, make noise, support others. Commit to community.
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I’m a woman. I’m queer. I’m an immigrant. And you can’t count me out that easily. You might be in charge of the circus for a while, but I’m not gonna roll over and do fucking tricks. #4YearFight
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Poking my head online on election day just to say: screaming, crying, throwing up over here in NC. So. Anxious. #BlueWave2024
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Well, I felt a bit better this evening, but now every time I answer an AO3 comment or try to add a chapter, I get logged out, lol! Sounds like AO3 is already working on it though so hopefully soon 🤞🤞
Today’s Spinning Yarns chapter will actually be tomorrow’s Spinning Yarns chapter. I’m sure most folks wouldn’t notice it was 12hrs or so late but there’s always a chance someone would wonder! I don’t feel well today though, so apologies folks. To bed with me 😴
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Today’s Spinning Yarns chapter will actually be tomorrow’s Spinning Yarns chapter. I’m sure most folks wouldn’t notice it was 12hrs or so late but there’s always a chance someone would wonder! I don’t feel well today though, so apologies folks. To bed with me 😴
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Happy podcastiversary! I'm lucky to get to do this with you. Here's to many more episodes of squeeing, screeching, cooing, and cussing with all y'all! MBC wouldn't exist without the world's most ficced, beloved idiot pairing (Dean & Cas, not me & Ellen) - so, thanks, #destiel💙💚
It's Castiel's day, which means it's also @mixtapebookclub 's fourth podcastiversary! Thanks for yelling about fic with me all this time (and longer) , @MalMuses 💙💚
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