@ManuclearBomb

Wallowing in my own crapulence || A Song of Ice and Fire @NotACastASOIAF || he/they

 Chicago
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Joined May 2009
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@muheediva01Apr 28
Don't let people mispronounce your name.
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中巴人民❤️🖤友谊万岁@moghilemear133h
from what I gather democracy is mostly about sending money to Israel
Damø🖤💛@damo420erOct 26
Chinesen zu erklären was eine demokratie ist, ist als würdest du nem Blinden erzählen was Farben sind
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Robert Mays@robertmays5h
There are too many charts. No more charts. We have chart psychosis. xitter.cf/startkyIeorton/status/…
StartKyleOrton@startkyIeorton6h
Replying to @robertmays
@robertmays oh this checkdown and air yards rant is outstanding hook it to my veins
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On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦@dailysimpsons5h
30 years ago today, Kang - in disguise as presidential candidate Senator Bob Dole -- heroically declared “abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.” “Treehouse of Horror VII” first aired October 27, 1996.
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deepfaked@russiacoreOct 26
texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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Gonna be really annoyed if the Bears don’t make a big trade ngl and I don’t think Mack is quite big enough
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Claire Penis
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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean there are costumed lunatics roaming the streets and you, my best friend, are gay and love cock??
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Fiona@FionaSmall7h
Josh Shapiro
@JoshShapiroPA21h
Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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dom@dearooz18h
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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𝐂 ˚⟡˖@prtymnstrrr11h
ugghhhh kissing his face4 billion times
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고양이는 왜 이럴까@weirdnlovely18h
아기 성게는 새로운 집이 아직 낯설기만 하다
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ABBY 🇵🇸@abbymachinesOct 26
hate it when a lib is like "we're just asking you to concede on minor issues like sports and bathrooms" mf you're talking about SEGREGATION
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Ben@dilliberduduOct 26
Arkadaşımın kediler… sarı olanı sonradan sahiplendiler siyah olan zeytin olayı hiç sorgulamadı bile doğrudan makama oturttu dkkddmlröd
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🪱 benny worm 🪱@bennywormcatOct 26
it is NOT time of sit and work ‼️ it is time of play and pet a benny worm ‼️
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Guess who farted in my lap then looked up and squeaked at me
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🍂walkup kitties@walkupkitties22h
put his ass in vogue
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cats for lesbians@catsforlesbiansOct 26
lesbians that should be in jail
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brog 🍃🌹🇵🇸🔜 MFF@BroganderssOct 26
"cats use their whiskers to tell if a gap is too tight to squeeze through" okay bro
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SOUND ON
Cat Meow Daily@CatmeowdailyOct 26
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hazel 🎃🍂@hjerbie22h
girl who sniffs you
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🥩🐾Possum⦻Prints🐾🥩@RandomRodentzOct 26
Gizmo in the fridge, trynna be orange juice
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