Screenwriter for TV/Film, Amazon Prime special, Late Late Show. There will be more. There could have been less.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2009
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LA Super Bowl parties always have some actor lying and saying “I was up for that” during what’s clearly a celebrity-based commercial.
So lucky I got to write for Joe Flaherty on one of my first jobs, the Canadian Screen Awards aka the Geminis. Hilarious and kind. A comedy legend.
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“You know Mission ImBarbable works too. Maybe better.” - Tom Cruise, All Weekend #Barbie #Barbenheimer #OPPENHEIMER #MISSIONIMPOSSIBLE
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After much thought, I’ve determined that the least enticing click bait ever is “most successful attorneys in Playa Vista”.
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What’s really crazy is that will smith still going have to go up and accept the best actor award. From the makers of awkward comes most awkward ever. #oscars
How dare that one company make a commercial like that in this climate? Not sure which one yet but just getting there earlier. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLVI
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May all your gifts be accepted back for cash, not store credit. That’s the many happy returns right there.
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I wonder why high key flex never caught on. Someone must have looked at low key flex and thought I want more.
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I shared Norm Macdonald stories on Breakfast Television this morning. Watch if you will. bttoronto.ca/videos/comedian… via @BTtoronto
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Today I saw someone reversing out of a difficult parking spot while holding a corn on the cob. I don’t tweet often but I think I have to report this.
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Please. If you’re going to send emails in attempt to steal money, make sure your grammar is perfect. It’s an incredibly competitive field with no room for error.
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It would be hilarious in one of these movies were a granny is suddenly great at basketball or rapping that the next scene cuts directly to their funeral.
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My special “Michael Gelbart All New Smash Hits” is now FREE on AMAZON PRIME. Hope you’ll watch. amazon.com/Michael-Gelbart-A…
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Three seasons in to Cobra Kai and just learned it’s the follow up to a series of 80s movies. I swear thought they filmed the flashbacks in anticipation of a later series. #cobrakai
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