If you have a problem when someone touches the railing of escalator yet no problems pressing buttons in an elevator #yougotproblems!
When you tell someone you are pregnant and their expression goes:Oh, that's awesome, I just thought you were really fat!
There's a big difference between a pretty girl and smart photography #knowthedifference #photoshop
The Great Gatsby makes me want to live in a Baz Luhrman film, as long as I'm not the person who dies...#greenlight
Haha, ek tweet nie eers nie en ek het dieselfde hoefeelheid followers as @sommermarnus !!
To pass matric you have to write an exam, to be a parent you have to pee on a stick? #lifestest
I wouldn't change a thing about my history, because every bad decision led me to the time of my life!
