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Deep Thoughts

@MKDeepThoughts1

These are deep thought I have been collecting for years and frankly, I don't have room for them anymore. Almost all original. Over 800 so far.

Joined August 2020
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The appliances are talking
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She would sell seashells by the sea shore. Not her best money making idea. #DeepThoughts
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For safety reasons, he would strike when the iron cooled down #DeepThoughts
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If I have a choice between and express train and a local one, I always take the local. I don't like missing out #DeepThoughts
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When Piotr was driving, if he realized he needed to change directions, he would make a U-turn. And if he was staying in the same direction, he would make an O-turn instead. #DeepThoughts
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Words for your consideration: Afterhand and Beforewards #DeepThoughts
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He threw in the towel, but took it back for a shower. #deepthoughts
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He finally got a cushy job testing sofas for comfort #DeepThoughts
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Nero fiddled while Rome wasn't built in a day #DeepThoughts
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If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, life as we know it will end. #DeepThoughts
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Do you remember when you joined X? I don't #MyXAnniversary
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🎵Hush little baby don't say a word. I'm trying to sleep #DeepThoughts
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Little Jimmy was too short for the roller coaster, so he used a fake ID. #DeepThoughts
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When Roger decided to buy a split unit, the existing AC in his house thought to himself "I'm not a fan" #DeepThoughts
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If I had a choice between happiness and a million dollars, I would choose both. #DeepThoughts
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For years I would stare at my hand waiting for the cellphone to be invented #DeepThoughts
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"Please put the hand baskets in the corner" said Satan. #deepthoughts
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Sometimes at the end of a walk, someone will say "I get the bathroom first". Never "I get the broom first". Strange. #deepthoughts
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The joke went over his head and bounced a few times on the other side. #deepthoughts
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What he didn't realize at the time, is that the warranty said 'No backsies' #DeepThoughts
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