Mikhail Beloglavi

*Feels proud of his family*

*Mik sends a TB to @mlp_koori from work in PV* -No, I haven’t seen her since yesterday morning.-

*Uhhh hey yeah. Rarity? My boss @mlp_Smocha’s got some words for youse.*

Hey whoa. Mouth young filly. *he says to @MLP_ShyJamie , rubbing his head after @mlpmoynihoofIII whacked it* Just cause @mlp_Chimie is a potty mouthed don’t mean you should be. But yeah. I know. That leathery hag’s got nothin’ on me.

*whack* SQUAWK?! OvO;;;

Ma’am! No whacking rude customers! Get outta- *points @MLPMoynihoofIII *

Hey. Hey! *he calls over to @MlpStinger and @mlpMoynihoofIII * Take your little squabble somewhere else. You ain’t about to make a verbal mess in @mlp_Smocha’s cafe*

*proceeds to dine* Oh, I know that @mlp_koori .

*Smiles @mlp_koori * *soon enough, dinner is ready. He serves Koori, @mlp_Gull, @mlp_Gwendyl, and himself at the table. He lowers a plate of food to @mlp_PureHeart * Sorry I gotta put a plate of food on the floor like this, honey. I hate treating you like a common house pooch.

Oh come on, @mlp_koori . Lighten up. Usually I’m the serious one. ^v^

Uh huh. *he winks @mlp_koori *

*cooks with @mlp_koori * Seriously, you’ve got nothing to worry about. Even if Gwendyl did turn you into a fish, I wouldn’t even find you appetizing...at all.

*pads to the kitchen and gets to cooking* @mlp_koori , I need your help with this one. @mlp_PureHeart , go get Gull, won’t you?

Oh @mlp_koori . *he chuckles* I can’t believe you’re scared of a little hippogriff. Come back here. It’s almost dinner time anyway.

That’s enough, @mlp_Gwendyl. Nobody’s gonna turn anybody into a fish in this house. *he lifts @mlp_PureHeart up and rubs her belly* Cootchie wootchie whootchie.

Oh....of course. *he says to before kneeling down to rub @mlp_PureHeart * Well look at you, Little Mrs. Adorable. (@mlp_koori )

A spell misfire? Well who was trying to turn whom into a dog? *he asks @mlp_koori *

*sighs @mlp_koori and walks to a chalkboard on the wall. Erases an extremely high number below the words “Days without an impromptu transformation”. Draws a zero* Well we had a good streak going. What happened?

*This brightens up his day. ^v^ *

*pads into the house* Whew...what a day at....*looks down at a @mlp_PureHeart dog. Looks at @mlp_koori . Back down at Pure. Back and forth* ...Dare...Dare I even ask?