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WTF IS MOUSTACHEDAO?!?! 📖👇
we also are full, actually over capacity.
@MoustacheDAO has historically been 69 members and we cull the herd, or as we say “shave” membership, for being inactive to make room for people who want to join the brotherhood.
those who join usually PoM (Proof of Moustache) for several weeks, months, or years even depending on capacity of the group.
and in order to even qualify to join, you have to meet one of the founders (8 of us) IRL usually at a crypto event.
we have no token, we have no nft, we do have a validator @stachenode + LST under the ticker $LSTache, we do have stunning PFPs from @r0b0sapiens, we do donate to men’s health charities, and we are a men’s health support group + safe space in Web3.
we also try to give back to our own community by sponsoring meals or small gatherings for “the boys”, and sometimes even @JerkTerror / @Seb_Moriarty (who run StacheNode!) make dope merch just for membership.
there’s more under the hood along with plenty of shitposting and shenanigans but that’s the highest level *public* explanation of the DAO.
Also we’re definitely not a real DAO, but we are a group of crypto natives, Web3 professionals, degens, traders, founders, artists, buildoooors, and everything in between.
And i am one of the founders. 🥸
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You can now earn from home equity loans, institutional lending or leveraged trading in one click on @Titan_Exchange.
Find the one you want on Titan, choose the Protected or the Amplified side and it lands in your wallet.
tranches.reflect.money
Moustache DAO retweeted
Some people sleep through the dip. Some people are out at 2 AM digging.
Start digging at tokengems.ai 🌙
Moustache DAO retweeted
Technically speaking, Solana CPO @vibhu owned @ToysRUs at some point in his career.
Say what you will but his track record is something.
Roblox employee ~#15 (fired)
MySpace engineer
YC founder
At Nest the day Google bought it
Bollywood actor (iykyk)
Sold DRiP to Jupiter
Brought the WSOP onchain
What did this man NOT do?
Moustache DAO retweeted
Can you collect them all? Rip a few at Pints & Packs.
See you at Breakpoint 🥃 proofofpour.com
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Talking OpenApps [◎_△]
GOING LIVE WITH MY QUANT AND @cryptokelly53: teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/2AMWXnvoM…
Moustache DAO retweeted
Sorry @NYCMayor your application for @MoustacheDAO is still pending.
Mamdani raises eyebrows with new look, ditching beard and sporting surprising 'stache trib.al/qmtVh20
Moustache DAO retweeted
Broken corks are a typical occurrence when cracking dusties.
I always come prepared with strainers, jugs, spare bottles/corks and funnels just in case.
This 90s Bowmore darkest was pitch black and incredibly soapy. A big mouthful of potpourri, classic 80s Bowmore distillate 🫡
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What makes the elegante so unique in the market, and led to the meteoric rise in Journe pricing across catalog is beautiful, unique, NON GROTESQUE case shapes.
RM too understood that to avoid being (yet another) holy trinity beta play the brand must develop a net new design, they simply took it to the extreme and productized the emperors new clothes into an item nouvea rich miami cash advance honkies could strap on their wrist.
Long Journe, the Elegante is truly beautiful.
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The next round of Breakpoint 2026 speakers cover Kazakhstan's digital economy, the paper behind modern AI, robots trained on real-world data, and more 👇
ALT Breakpoint 2026 speaker group graphic: Greg Osuri, Zhaslan Madiyev, Illia Polosukhin, Jonathan Victor, Shayon Sengupta, Eugene Chen, Matty Taylor, Kathy Kriskey.
Moustache DAO retweeted
THINKING OUTSIDE THE BAG:
The Deal is Done!
@Chinsanity will spend one full day at @solana Breakpoint with a paper bag on his head.
Live-streamed. All day.
500 USDC is already locked in escrow.
He gets paid when the proof lands.
Who's on the bag next? adpad.fyi
Moustache DAO retweeted
he's being generous.
8% back on 2% margin was never a token plan, it was a marketing budget with a countdown.
no shade to the team, they kept building.
but if you've been here a few cycles you learn to check whether a points program can actually pay for itself.
for the record, here's my stack (i didn't farm...)
I'm going to be that guy.
Does anyone actually believe a token would have been the best outcome for KAST and for KAST users at the same time? It has to be both. Good for the company and bad for users, the users leave. Good for users and bad for the company, there's no company left to use.
KAST's own numbers put their entire take, fees and float included, near 2% of volume. Points were up to 8% of spend. You can't fund 8% with 2%. The difference was a promise.
I had dinner with the KAST guy in April last year and told him I thought a token would be a mistake. He didn't see it that way, and I get why: he'd promised his users one and wanted to keep his word. A year and a half and a few pivots later, he's landed where I thought he would.
Skipping the token is the right call. Promising one was the mistake. People who picked KAST over a plain cashback card did it for that promise, and they need to be made whole. That doesn't have to mean a token.
If you like the product, keep using it and suck it up for a bit, it's in their interest to make you happy. If you don't, move on.
At Solflare we'd rather surprise you with a good product than disappoint you with an underperforming token. Keeping your funds safe and making the product better, that's where all the focus goes.
Hold strong.
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Royal Guards aren't supposed to move.
Ours stepped off an AdPad listing to dance in the streets of London.
@sidisgame sold a Royal Guard uniform as ad space, one logo at a time.
Fully booked. We're on the back.
See you at @Solana Breakpoint.
