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@wellsaidlabs Hey guys just wanted to check if your site is down as it just loads and then gives me a timeout error? Thanks.
In the hearing of Depp VS Heard, they just called Dr Doofenschmirtz to the stand. Can't wait to hear the next witness. Hoping for Davy Jones or Jack Skellington personally. #DeppVsHeard #DrStrange
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So Neil Young is sacrificing his income in the hopes of silencing free speech? That's pretty much communism in a nutshell.
#communism #NeilYoung #JoeRogan
If there are 6 counters at Home Affairs and 3 are vacant. 2 gov employees need to discuss the fit of their jeans. How many counters are operational?
#30percentpassmark #mathstrivia #homeaffairs
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Each of the 3 photo booths call a person every 40 minutes. It takes 1.5 minutes to take photos. Thus we can determine it takes 38.5 Minutes to wipe the fingerprint machine with sanitizer in between photos.
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@HomeAffairsSA: How do you feel about people?
Candidate: Couldn't give shit.
@homeaffairsZA: You're hired!
#homeaffairs #Government
@McDonalds ice cream machines work harder than government employees at @homeaffairsZA
#homeaffairs #Government
I figured out that the earlier I go running, the less of it I am awake for.
Follow for more fitness tips.
#running #jogging #sleeprunning #FitnessMotivation #fitness
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Did you know: Standard Bank's hold time before answering is just longer than your phone's battery. The hold music was designed by Nazi psychologists to elicit suicidal thoughts.
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I will be manning #TheUnview on @CliffCentralCom today and will be hangin out with @AshlinnGray @CharlieFinchSA and @CindyAlter