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Middlesbrough, England
Joined November 2007
Brilliant from #boro
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Roar on your lads in red and white under the lights 🗣️ 🎟️ tickets.stokecityfc.com
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Middlesbrough celebrating their 150th anniversary yesterday #Boro #UTB
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Brilliant pre-match scenes at the Riverside… #Boro
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Super Sunday at The Longlands - Beers and Parmos
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⚪️🇺🇸 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇: The man who ended Hajduk's FIFTEEN years of European hurt... Captain America - Rokas Pukštas!
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"Tonda Eckert is keen to keep Stoke in the dark".
Has been constant rumours swirling since yesterday afternoon that Taylor Harwood-Bellis isn’t in squad today so shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone either way, but my thought is best to wait until team news is official. Imagine Tonda Eckert keen to keep Stoke in dark. #SaintsFC
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What happened just after the hour mark summed up why #Boro are a different proposition this season. First, Will Lankshear comes up with a goal from nothing. Then, immediately after, Hellberg is able to turn to his bench and introduce game-changers. McGree class for the winner.
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Middlesbrough 2 Lincoln City 1. 15.08.2026. Nuge Jnr.'s first game. #boro
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8.5 - Last season in the Championship, Radek Vítek prevented 8.5 goals according to Opta's xG model - the highest total in the competition. Safe. #OptaOnEFL
We’re delighted to confirm the signing of highly-regarded goalkeeper Radek Vitek from Manchester United. 🧤 Welcome to Boro, Radek! 💪

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League Cup Round 1. #boro – at Nunthorpe, England
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Two new ‘Tap and Go’ bars launching tonight @ashtongatestad for @BristolCity v @Newcastle 20% season ticket discount applied across all 🍺 🏟️
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New Boro player at Teesside
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🇺🇸🔴 BREAKING: Middlesbrough is set to sign USMNT midfielder Sebastian Berhalter from the Vancouver Whitecaps, per sources. Deal agreed. Berhalter off to Boro. Fee around $2m, rather than Berhalter leaving for free in 5 months when contract expires. nytimes.com/athletic/7465931…
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🚨 Rob Edwards has been informed by Wolves that he has been sacked. Truly bizarre timing. #wwfc
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There's always plenty of debate about #Boro's priority points system, so I thought I'd look at the numbers from the last 3 seasons. Boro have played 77 away games in that period. Of those 77 away games, only 22 required priority points to obtain a ticket. Thread 🧵
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Boro xG vs xGA vs PPG (6 game rolling) Themes: • From knife edge football to dominant. • A season of missed chances. • Chances falling to non “attackers” • GK or significant improvement from Brynn needed next season. • Hellberg needs backing.
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Season ticket renewed for 24th maybe 25th consecutive season. Even the bank questions if I’m an idiot or a dafty 😂⚒️ Irons
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Red. #borolive – at Brent, London
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The tin-eared, self-serving #Southampton statement is a PR disaster. On brand though. Press officer closing down questions. Cheat boss walking out. Bellend-Whatsit's vile taunts to Ayling. Arrogant hierarchy. Daft fans. Denial. Self-pity. What a mess. A club with an asterisk.
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