Why does he look like he's about to check my prostate?
Roar on your lads in red and white under the lights 🗣️
🎟️ tickets.stokecityfc.com
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⚪️🇺🇸 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇: The man who ended Hajduk's FIFTEEN years of European hurt...
Captain America - Rokas Pukštas!
"Tonda Eckert is keen to keep Stoke in the dark".
Has been constant rumours swirling since yesterday afternoon that Taylor Harwood-Bellis isn’t in squad today so shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone either way, but my thought is best to wait until team news is official. Imagine Tonda Eckert keen to keep Stoke in dark.
#SaintsFC
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What happened just after the hour mark summed up why #Boro are a different proposition this season. First, Will Lankshear comes up with a goal from nothing. Then, immediately after, Hellberg is able to turn to his bench and introduce game-changers. McGree class for the winner.
8.5 - Last season in the Championship, Radek Vítek prevented 8.5 goals according to Opta's xG model - the highest total in the competition.
Safe. #OptaOnEFL
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Two new ‘Tap and Go’ bars launching tonight @ashtongatestad for @BristolCity v @Newcastle
20% season ticket discount applied across all 🍺 🏟️
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🇺🇸🔴 BREAKING: Middlesbrough is set to sign USMNT midfielder Sebastian Berhalter from the Vancouver Whitecaps, per sources.
Deal agreed. Berhalter off to Boro.
Fee around $2m, rather than Berhalter leaving for free in 5 months when contract expires. nytimes.com/athletic/7465931…
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There's always plenty of debate about #Boro's priority points system, so I thought I'd look at the numbers from the last 3 seasons.
Boro have played 77 away games in that period.
Of those 77 away games, only 22 required priority points to obtain a ticket.
Thread 🧵
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Boro xG vs xGA vs PPG (6 game rolling)
Themes:
• From knife edge football to dominant.
• A season of missed chances.
• Chances falling to non “attackers”
• GK or significant improvement from Brynn needed next season.
• Hellberg needs backing.
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Season ticket renewed for 24th maybe 25th consecutive season.
Even the bank questions if I’m an idiot or a dafty 😂⚒️
Irons
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The tin-eared, self-serving #Southampton statement is a PR disaster. On brand though. Press officer closing down questions. Cheat boss walking out. Bellend-Whatsit's vile taunts to Ayling. Arrogant hierarchy. Daft fans. Denial. Self-pity. What a mess. A club with an asterisk.



































