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COMMUNIST + MAMDANI = COMMDANI ☭
Free buses? Still tapping. Government groceries? Not open yet. Our parody got verified first.
Five year plan, day one: seize the timeline.
Parody. Not the mayor.
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Rent-stabilized apartments got the freeze. Market-rate apartments didn't.
That's why one pigeon is on ice and the other is sweating over a bigger bill.
His landlord doesn't accept Commdani speeches as payment. ☭
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Over 5,700 families applied for roughly 2,000 free childcare places for two-year-olds. The next 10,000 are due in fall 2027.
Five pigeons. Two chairs. Plenty of room for Commdani's photo op. ☭
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0.5% promised for libraries. 0.43% delivered, says NYC PLAN.
Commdani's favorite library section? Fiction. ☭
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Horse carriages: ending by June 2028.
Free buses: still a work in progress.
Commdani put 'no ride' ahead of 'free ride.' ☭
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New Yorkers asked for cheaper food. Mamdani's first city grocery store is planned for 2027.
Commdani has assembled a branding team and served the pigeon a plate of design samples.
You can't eat a fucking logo. ☭
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Mamdani promised free buses. Riders are still paying.
Commdani would like you to applaud the bus lane and stop asking about the part that got him elected. ☭
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Commdani hasn't made the bus free.
Did find a basketball court at the police academy, though.
Seize the means of recreation. ☭
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Things have been quiet but it’s time we get back to work.
Mamdani announced 30% off a core basket of groceries at city-run stores. First store: 2027.
Commdani cut the ribbon on an artist's rendering. The only thing in stock is a press release.
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Mamdani promised free buses. The bus still costs $3, but his administration gave a Brownsville bus shelter a garden.
Passengers pay. The flowers ride free.
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Mamdani promised free buses. The bus still costs $3. His latest freebie? A lottery for 70,000 Met Opera tickets.
Commdani is conducting the commute in Italian until the farebox gives up.
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