I do Pardon My Take podcast w/ @barstoolbigcat & Macrodosing @TheDozenTrivia. Banned from Tortoise Forum. organ donor. Played the freebird solo once.

New York, NY
Joined October 2012
This tweet is strictley so I can pin the below tweet
Replying to @gmalone
There’s No relax champ. No relax when I’m on Twitter. I’m on 10 until the second I close the app. You relax!!
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New @PardonMyTake w our good friend @ESPNBooger talkin ball Big night in Tampa for Raysists Colts blowing it up- the Ed Dodd effect hotseat cool throne netflix.com/pardonmytake
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The World Series has been absolutely awesome. Just good clean ball
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Nate Hobbes dressed up as Daejon Love at the Niners Halloween party. If they win a superbowl love should get a ring
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PFT Commenter retweeted
Colts Interim GM Ed Dodds is cleaning house
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The “tough predicament” in this case is whether or not to trade the best QB your team has had in at least 35 years no offense to Taylor Heinicke
Redskins in tough predicament. Jayden Daniels due for a new contract in offseason. Deal will be over $60M per season and potentially surpass Mahomes as leagues highest paid player. Played just 11 of last 23 games. Do you at least listen? Say Vikings offer 2027-2028-2029 1st Rounders?
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I dont want to spoil anything but there is a moment in the next couple episodes that is right up there with Fasoli in terms of golf cart safety 👀
Internet Invitational Episode 1 thoughts: - Kevin Kisner walks away MVP even though he wasn’t playing - Most Impressive goes to Justin Gaethje - Women are very attractive - Luke Kwon keeps losing - Chaz is electric - PFT and Callux were the most entertaining group and needed more screen time - Entertainment wise, Andrew Santino was miles ahead of Wesley Bryan - Bobby Ray is a great heel if he chooses to play that role - Unbelievable Editing (shoutout them)
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PFT Commenter retweeted
Most relatable shit ever 😂
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Ed Dodds wheeling and dealing. #Fleeced #Ed
Colts trading DT DeForest Buckner to the 49ers for a 2027 4th-round pick. (via @RapSheet)
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PFT has 6000 unread text messages
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Callux is the man. If i was gona get sacrificed im glad it was with him
Never thought I’d see PFT and Callux interacting with each other 😭😭
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Shoutout my guy @Callux. Was a blast battling w him at the @Internetinvite
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Put in Bazooka Joe
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List of better potential superbowl halftime shows than Jay-Z: 1. Weird Al
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Jay-Z as head of the Superbowl halftime selection committee selecting himself to perform at halftime
Jay-Z has picked himself to perform the #SuperBowlLXI halftime show.
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George Pickens is incapable of finishing a play normally. The best
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Beer! Beer! BEER! BEER! BEER!!! #Brewers
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Wouldnt it kind of rock if they played in a 3500 capacty arena? Like a super packed loud ass high school gym?
After a weekend of nonstop frantic discussions and negotiation, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be played Thursday at 12:30 pm at 17,000-seat State Farm Arena in Atlanta, sources told ESPN. The Atlanta Hawks-Cleveland Cavaliers game that night will move back to 8 pm to accommodate the doubleheader, just as the Hawks did for Game 4. This allows a potential Game 7 to remain scheduled for Halloween at Chase Center in San Francisco. All three Finals games in Atlanta have required hurried adjustments to the schedule at State Farm Arena. It took collective efforts from the WNBA, NBA, the Hawks, State Farm Arena, Dream, Valkyries and broadcast partners to figure out the best course of action again. By moving the game earlier in the day, the WNBA avoided a scenario where a potential championship game was played inside the Dream’s home arena, the 3,500 seat Gateway Center. The other option under strong consideration was moving Game 6 to an open date at State Farm Arena on Friday and Game 7 to an open date at Chase Center on Tuesday, November 3.
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PFT Commenter retweeted
What does being proficient in Excel even mean
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