
π³οΈβππ΅π¦ Late 30s, part-time penguin and full-time enjoyer of extra-big hairy dudes. If you're under 18, I will block you. (Icon by @smandraws)
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Joined January 2019
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Pink Salsa retweeted
Might need to size up that sofa soon.
Flat color comm for @PinkSalsa1
Hope you enjoy!
Pink Salsa retweeted
the best part of camp is the stories!
for @PinkSalsa1 ! thanks!
Why do furries, on average, draw so much better of fat faces than I see in human(oid) art?
Furries, why you gotta be like that?? Or maybe the blame rests on human content... either way, I'm not seeing enough of what I like!
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Pink Salsa retweeted
Yall donβt like fat guys.
You like skinny guys who are becoming fat.
Once they become fat, you donβt like them just like you never really liked the original fat guys
But who am I to say π
Ah yes! The potential of a boy who is 'thin' not because he's fit or muscular, but because he's not being stuffed full of calories at all times. Skinnyfat is such a perilous state!
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Pink Salsa retweeted
how does a gator that size sneak up on you??
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I think with inflation, I just have to accept that I'm doomed. Inflation fans heavily favor smooth guys cuz they're more rubbery, but I don't. I'm also neutral to popping/burping and actively turned off by farts. Then there's the issue that skinny/buff guys are EVERYWHERE...
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Pink Salsa retweeted
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anyone in the mood for a halfling sandwich
Ohh, does Dwarfy Laios have me feeling A Wayβ’. With that and all the Senshi content, I wanna make a sexy dwarf dude for Kyson and his crew to hang around with. Hmm...
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Hmm. Thinking about this again, namely hamster-Rubin. He'd be real cute.
I gotta find someone to commission for this!
Hmm... Rubin and Torres as furries. I'm thinking a hamster and a penguin, respectively, since the latter is Torres' favorite.
I wonder what kind of brainrot I'll get from this.
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