Anyone can call themselves a doctor on this app.
Probably looking for my phone
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My husband has recently discovered that he's a coffee snob.
Husband: I think I'd like a grinder.
12yo: Download it from the app store
Me:
Husband:
12yo:
Possessionista M.D. retweeted
I don’t know who needs to hear this but please stop saying “Bear with me” if you don’t actually have a bear with you, thank you for your time
Possessionista M.D. retweeted
banana bread was a psyop by big fruit fly to get ppl to leave bananas out to rot on the counter
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I love that rescue pets don’t have a clue they were adopted, they just know that one day a strange new person kidnapped them and took them home and started talking to them in a high pitched voice all day and giving them treats.
SHOW ME YOUR BABIES 🥹🐾
I hope Democrats don't allow vengeance to get in the way of real issues. They have the opportunity to make real change and Trump is looking to rehabilitate his legacy.
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
