Lance (@rbLance) profile picture

2nd in command and office administrator at the FCPD

Flip City
Joined June 2009
Eating small noodles
Has been off duty for 3 full cycles now with a slipped floppy disk. That's the last time I download files in a wet tshirt.
wondering why Spin keeps looking at me like that. I'm not a lugnut.
Lance is eating light bulbs and watching movies.
is expecting company soon!
is planning to be spontaneous tomorrow
is wishing Flip City had more stairs
is wondering if less means more when it comes to fur, then think how much more, would more be? I am going to PIMP this out!
is having to ask himself "what would Gandalf do?"
would give his right arm to be ambidextrous
is crying for no particular reason ...other than the fact that my catbot exploded.
is heading off for night shift at the FCPD. No time for home workout routine. Forced to sculp his guns at the office
ugh...finally. I feel ill.
¡uʍop ǝɯ ʇǝb ʍou .sǝssɐd buı1ǝǝɟ ǝɥʇ 11ıʇ ǝɹǝɥ buıbuɐɥ ʇsnظ ɯ,ı os...ʎɐpoʇ pǝʞoo1 noʎ punoɹ & ǝɔıu ʍoɥ noʎ buı11ǝʇ ǝʞı1 ʇ1ǝɟ ı 'ʍouʞ noʎ ɥo
¿¿¿ɥd1ɐɹ ɹɯ.... ¿¿¡¿uıds ¡pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ pǝddɐɹʇ ʎqooq ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɯ ǝuoǝɯos
pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ
toqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
is enjoying his evening off with Mr Ralph. Heading off for couples massage in about 2 nano cycles!!