Rob Logan

Harper is gone!!

Giving this twitter shit another go. Let's see if I can remember I'm on it this time.lol

Just listened to a rant from @HowardStern sounding like a smarmy, out of touch fuckbag. Imagine that.lol

When I die, I want to be cast in a giant novelty icecube, and pushed into the North Atlantic. Fact.

Can now ad ' worked for a wizard ' to my job experience. lol If my life were 'normal' I'd think something was wrong.

Never trust a man wearing white pants.

Trying to weigh waiting in the ER for potentially no reason, against actually having a broken kneecap and letting it slide....

There's an asshole bird outside my house that sounds just like my doorbell. Fuck you doorbell bird, I'm sick of checking the door!!

Watching #DevilsDueMovie, have to keep reminding myself is not #ParanormalActivity. Booooooo.

In case any of you were sleeping, @ThiagoAlvesATT put on a clinic the other night on #ufconfox11

You want drama? Fuck HBO, go to a bar and stay sober. Shit gets real.

Its hard to take a martial art seriously that'll give a black belt to an 11yo. #Taekwondo, I'm lookin at you.

Getting pumped to tear Quebec a new asshole! Rockfest can't come soon enough!!

Happy pagan holiday that was stolen to make it easier to convert people to Christianity!!

West side is full of lesbians that dress like 12 year old boys. Yuck.

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More people have seen my balls, than have seen my belly button. Fact.