Ryan Rigazzi

Oooooooh how I love Kylie... #K25fans

is goin' in as Snookie tonight at Beach Blanket Babylon... Yep... it's true... I couldn't make this $#!+ up...

has a MacBook Pro now! ...Granted, it's stolen property and the man who sold it to me was fired two hours later... But... I have a MacBook!

ONE show today... at 9:30pm... REALLY?! 9:30?!

I inadvertently played a hairless poodle in front of a packed-house tonight... I get a paycheck for that, you know...

I'm way behind on my online communication... So much so that the idea of catching up is daunting. Maybe I'll wait until tomorrow...

I'm a nerd. I can't stop hitting "refresh" to get the latest updates on the "HAIR" opening on Broadway tonight... Reviews, reviews, rev ...

Oh Miranda Sings... how you've touched me... Your Single Ladies Dance Video has changed my life.

Please... everyone... type "Dance 10 Looks 3 for Elizabeth" into the YouTube search box. Watch in amazement.

And by "minage" I mean "ménage"... Clearly Sam is the dom in this playdate...

I'm currently having a minage a trois with Stephen King and Sam Adams... Ooooooo, afternoon delight...

Wait... we had an earthquake? DAMN I miss everything.

I'm losing my Twitter virginity right now... right this second...