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I sneak outside to fart cuz my girl hates it but now my neighbors are starting to be concerned with my health 😬
It was so easy to find God as a child but much harder to hold on to him as I grew up. I’m so grateful to realize as a 40 year old man that he’s been there waiting for me the whole time.
Someone tried to hack my X account this morning. I hope they didn’t get in but I guess we’ll see 🤷♂️
RIP JIM
“I held a man as he died” -Strongman Robert Oberst
@RobertOberst @realjonlovitz & @benaveryisgood FACE OFF in an all new #StoryWarz available everywhere‼️
You remember when they used to have the “6 dollar burger” at Carls Jr? It was the fancy expensive one and it was named that because 6$ was a lot for a burger.
I’ve smoked weed every day for over 20 years. Today is my 3rd week of being sober and I’ve never felt better. I was honestly embarrassed to tell people I don’t smoke but today something changed and I’m proud. I’m happy that I live clear minded and present.
I coach 10 year olds playing football. We were 0-6 and everyone makes the playoffs at this age. I’ve begged these boys not to quit and today we won our first game. 1-0 in the playoffs!
I thought of the most brilliant child’s name! Exempt. Imagine how many things he’d be able to skip just by filling out the paperwork and writing they’re name
Been learning to make Japanese pancakes the last week and I’ve learned, a bad Japanese pancake is just a regular pancake
My back is out again for the first time in almost 2 years. I thought I might’ve outrun the Piper but he always gets his pay.