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Imagine being such a cowardly f*ggot that you impeach the guy just doing his job instead of aiming for where the buck stops
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Severian the Exile retweeted
This is a mystery because no one in the naval officer corps would ever consider that a man would have sex with a woman
Mystery deepens in Blue Angels scandal as officer mentored by disgraced pilot is also scrubbed trib.al/mmGUmtS
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Like y'all do understand why Trump wants a deal in an ideal world, right?
He'd rather make minor concessions in the moment if it means taking immigration politically off the table for the rest of time.
No great replacement strategy. No import the third world gameplan. None of it.
Sure, man, we naturalize a few of your gardeners and maids.
And in exchange, we create a structure that will be adhered to by both parties for the rest of time.
Democrats, by virtue of this deal, will need to enforce the border and prevent illegal crossings.
Republicans won't be able to make future amnesty deals or stop enforcing the border because it'll already be codified in law that we deport everyone here illegally after that deal is made.
It'll be permanent victory.
Now, will this happen? No. Mainly because Democrats know this is the trap.
They will not let themselves get boxed into a congressional law that forces them to enforce the border as if they're Donald Trump.
But Trump has pushed for this every year he's been in politics and this is why.
It's a chance to achieve permanent victory that his base overlooks because it means making a singular momentary concession.
For that, he's willing to talk gentler about immigration and "reach across the aisle" every once in a while.
And when he's inevitably spurned, he'll go back to doing what he's been doing the entire time.
Doing everything he can as POTUS to achieve victory on the issue, creating so much damage to the immigration system that it'll be hard to undo everything Trump has done.
It's not even about lying to the normies, though that is—in effect—what happens.
It's about presenting yourself as open to permanent victory before you settle for wins that are up for grabs every 4 years.
Okay, you remember the dialogue strings that we did to be funny? Satire skits in written form? We're gonna do that again. Except I'm not gonna be funny.
I'm just gonna tell you what was really said:
Interviewer: "On immigration, would you be interested in..."
Trump: "I'd like to make a deal. I'd like to have this whole thing permanently resolved by the time I leave office in a way that both parties will honor for the rest of time.
Interviewer: "Wow, that's a bold idea. What does that kind of deal look like?"
Trump: "Honestly, I have no clue. A lot of people think a lot of things on this issue. Some people think they all need to go. Some people think only the bad ones need to go. Some people think nobody should go at all, which is horrible for our country and can't happen."
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Trump: "Well, I wanted to make a deal, but it turns out Democrats are nuts on this issue. I thought maybe, since they were elected in red states, they'd take a rational stance. But they didn't. So no deal."
Media: "TRUMP LIED ABOUT IMMIGRATION DEAL!"
X: "YAY! TRUMP DIDN'T BETRAY US, BUT JUST WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK... WHEN WE ARE DEFINITELY FUCKING SUPER-BETRAYED!"
X, continued: "I MEAN, SURE, WE NONSTOP ADVOCATED GOR THE CONDITIONS THAT'D ELECT DEMOCRATS THROUGH INTERMINABLE CONCERN TROLLING THAT HELPED SUPPRESS TURNOUT, AND SURE, SOME OF US EXPLICITLY WANTED DEMOCRATS TO WIN... BUT WE NEVER THOUGHT DEMOCRATS WINNING ACTUALLY MEANT DEMOCRATS WINNING... WE JUST THOUGHT IT MEANT US BRAGGING ONLINE THAT TRUMP IGNORED THE CONCERNS OF ORDINARY PEOPLE AND WE SAW THROUGH IT!"
Trump: "What the fuck are they talking about?"
Everyone blackpilling is going to look awful silly when Trump pushes the Big Red Button from the security of his newly completed ballroom as newly elected President AOC comes to the White House to collect the keys
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Severian the Exile retweeted
Though the field will inevitably be much wider, there still only exists three viable Republican candidates for the 2028 election in my view. Those being Vance, Rubio or DeSantis, anybody other than these three who would have managed to claim the mantle instead, would be nothing more than a sacrificial lamb.
The reason I say this is simple, only these three can keep both the MAGA base with them, while at the same time retaining the ability to appeal to right leaning indies or even more moderate voters who are going to be turned off by what they are going to witness and experience in Congress from the Dems over the next two years.
Shouldn't be a surprise but I do not buy the argument that just because we had poor midterm this year, that suddenly means anybody from the administration is completely unelectable in 2028. I think this line of thinking is utterly naive and foolish, as it takes away two of our best options unnecessarily and is the best way to fast track us to a very avoidable defeat. We have two years to go until then and things ARE going to change in both the administration and the country, some things for the better, others for the worse, but they aren't going to stay stagnate like some people seem to believe.
Vance and Rubio are still the best candidates, DeSantis is the backup guy if both of them decide to bow out, it's possible an unknown magical dark horse candidate comes in who can appeal to all factions but that is incredible unlikely, this is the way I will continue to see things.
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Thanks for trying, Jews.
Thanks for nothing, Cathcucks.
Thanks as usual, Evangelichads.
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Update: It would appear that Mr. Sanjou now wants to talk.
After the nation of El Salvador expressed interest in attempting to reach Mr. Sanjou regarding his vehicle's extended warranty, the expeditious location of his headquarters and weapons cache resulted in his gang allegedly sending a letter to the United Nations, requesting a mediated dialog.
In the letter, Mr. Sanjou specifically invokes Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions of 1949, claiming that he is a civilian.
Analyst Comment: If the letter is genuine, Mr. Sanjou seems to have overlooked the opening line to Article 3, which specifically states that the conditions therein only apply to those whom have ceased hostilities. Mr. Sanjou does not qualify for this classification.
The Positive Identification (PID) of weapons being stored at his personal residence, coupled with the Hostile Intent and Hostile Actions demonstrated by his continued gang activities (which includes the kidnapping of Christian Missionaries, some of which were children and infants), likely voids the protections afforded to civilians under the Geneva Conventions.
His continued actions likely classify him as a lawful combatant subject to the rules of engagement as outlined by the United Nations Gang Suppression Force (GSF) mission in Haiti as authorized by the UN Security Council.
For all of the Haitian gang leaders who do nothing but torture, maim, and kill innocents just to control your garbage-strewn street, a word of advice: It's not a good idea to film yourself playing with your meager arsenal at your home.
With a few taps on a smartphone, a rather bad night (for you) can be generated in seconds.
I really appreciate the look of relief and politeness/deference I get when I get pulled over or drive up to a checkpoint in my shitbox beater truck and then they see my pure Anglo-German face
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Mfw standing in front of the Texas state capitol, where my great-great grandfather served in the Senate, watching a colored hair DEI color guard marching at the head of a Veterans Day parade, leading a high school marching band with approximately 3 white people in it
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Severian the Exile retweeted
It’s also kind of ridiculous how people talk about the Iran war like we’re bogged down in the Somme. It is basically a naval blockade.
A modest proposal: End the American empire.
At least officially. The US government is now focused solely on Fortress America/Donroe Doctrine. Remove foreign wars from the table altogether, unless attacked. Close all the bases.
BUT
Still be an arsenal, selling to our friends. And (here’s the fresh, new part) allow American men to still do stuff like “stabilize Haiti” or “secure the Strait of Hormuz” as private adventurers.
Germanic war bands for hire is very trad. We are still the best fighters in world history. Privateers, mercenary companies, corporations with private armies…
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These people need to be siloed into a separate election system, one modeled after reality tv and a casino
Severian the Exile retweeted
The fact is, material concerns (eg prices) trump universal moral concerns. That is a fact of democracy, only disrupted by middle class prosperity and stability. It is exacerbated by multiculturalism and the loss of religion as a formal norm.
Groups in the US that were, by culture, more altruistic and had universal moral concerns are now facing a population with a “take what you can get” ethos. The natural response is conformity to that ethos.
The swing in young people voting reflects it. Fewer people are moored to an altruistic ethos. Economic survival trumps virtue.
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Last night is exactly why no President has dealt with Iran before now
We don't reward Presidents for acting in the best long-term interest of the country
We reward them for avoiding difficult decisions if it means we don't have to make any sacrifices during any given 2yr period