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Simon Brodkin

@SimonBrodkin

🎙Comedian 🔥 World-famous stunts (Sepp Blatter💸) 📺 BBC series 🧢Lee Nelson 🎤 Get tickets now for my brand new tour! 👇

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Tickets are flying! So I’ve added a load more dates to my new stand-up tour! 🎤🔥 New cities across the UK plus extra shows in London, Birmingham & more! 💫 Get your tickets now – link in bio! 🙌
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🔥 What a tour! ‘UNLEASHED’ is now 25 shows in, 60 to go 🙌 including London Apollo, Birmingham Symphony Hall, Leeds Grand & Manchester Apollo. DON’T BE A D*CK GET YOURSELF A TICK 🎫
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Chris@BinziBassOct 23
Cracking night seeing Simon Brodkin tonight. Proper funny. @SimonBrodkin
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Is there a worst-named strip club? 😂
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Chris@tringgoonerOct 21
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@SimonBrodkin superb show in Wycombe tonight. Loved it.
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Cracking night in Middlesbrough. Didn’t kill anyone.
Simon McQuillan (@simonmfc76) profile pictureSimon McQuillan@simonmfc76Oct 18
Absolute genius again my mate......well done buddy😂😂👍
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Vinny Cooney@VinnyCooney1Oct 18
No one should go to a comedy show and not come home!!!!
Simon Brodkin (@SimonBrodkin) profile pictureSimon Brodkin
@SimonBrodkinOct 17
An incident at last night’s show 🙏
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An incident at last night’s show 🙏
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7:30 support. 7:50 me. 9:30 we hit the Toon.
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The cheating was worth it #LIVMNC
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Waitrose customer complains about dark chocolate 🍫
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Thoughts & prayers to anyone who works in customer complaints
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Neil@Neil191721ComOct 8
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Just been to the poole show - brillant !
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Aiken Promotions (@aikenpromotions) profile pictureAiken Promotions
@aikenpromotionsOct 6
Join @SimonBrodkin for a wildly funny night on his biggest ever tour, with his hysterical brand new show ‘Unleashed’ coming to @Vicar_Street on 3 December 2026! 😅⚡️ 🎫 Grab tickets now ~ bit.ly/4u6LZ4T
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🚨 DATING APPS WARNING
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See you there Dave. With Stacey & Liam obvs.
Dave Wallis (@tedriffski) profile pictureDave Wallis@tedriffskiSep 26
Off to see this guy tonight!! @SimonBrodkin in #Eastbourne
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We got off 1 of the charges! Get in!!! #mancity
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Hatsephut@Hats3phutSep 19
Absolutely fucking hilarious tonight 😂
Simon Brodkin (@SimonBrodkin) profile pictureSimon Brodkin
@SimonBrodkinJun 3
Tickets are flying! So I’ve added a load more dates to my new stand-up tour! 🎤🔥 New cities across the UK plus extra shows in London, Birmingham & more! 💫 Get your tickets now – link in bio! 🙌
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Colesie Racing (@Colesie123) profile pictureColesie Racing@Colesie123Sep 19
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@SimonBrodkin #JewCurious Brilliant show tonight! 😂🤣
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Chris@chris15_aceSep 19
Brilliant night in Swindon! Thanks @SimonBrodkin
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Bristol. Night 2 of Unleashed. So good. Thanks for coming everyone. ✨
Ross (@shed1409) profile pictureRoss@shed1409Sep 15
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@SimonBrodkin class tonight! Cheers 👏🏻
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