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Women enthusiast / 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 / ADHD / always a nixonette, never a nixonite / priv: @socktwopus / tumblr/letterboxd: socktopus675

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dustin hoffman famous gay roles: - the kid from the graduate - ratso - whatever was happening in tootsie - real life journalist carl bernstein - captain hook dustin hoffman famous straight roles: - meryl streep’s evil ex - fucking, i don’t know, the guy from meet the fockers?
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It was actually traditional for the femme to be the president of the united states and the butch to be the femme's scheming national security advisor and/or secretary of state
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it must feel good as hell to be a boy and say crazy shit about your best friend
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*at the rnc trying to make conversation* so do y’all ship reagan and bush?🙂
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This is stupid #opav
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Listen I’ve always supported having affairs with the spouses of military personnel and it’s not gonna stop now so uncritical support no condemnation
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Elizabeth Holmes activism thread
Replying to @BriannaWu
People who hate trans people seem to think about trans people a lot more than anyone else.
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nathan: do you get why this is funny? elizabeth: i don’t know… the hangover is funny? nathan: well, it’s funny because that word is not widely acceptable in our culture anymore but they’ve time traveled back to 2008. billy: this interview is over.
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study…..
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Comments on a song by Pulp: this is just like my lesbian situationship
comentarios em uma musica do the smiths: nunca namorei nao sinto atração romantica por ninguem e sou um fracasso sexual comentarios em uma musica do the cure: sou casado com a mulher da minha vida que é tambem minha primeira namorada 20 anos juntos essa é a nossa musica favorita
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you guys are listening to tiktok albums thats your issue
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I present to the world my magnum opus - New Labour + Starmer and Burnham based on what vapes I think they’d use (all credit to this idea goes to @bigscarypriv!) Feel free to disagree in the replies
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i’ve definitely rolled my eyes at some letterboxd reviews before but if you want a serious review of a movie that badly… just search imdb or read actual film critics’ reviews like it isn’t that deep. let’s not act as if letterboxd isn’t the one and only platform for silly ones
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wait happy reaganbush yuri #bushtober prompt day to those who celebrate
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if i were a man id be bisexual for attention and to distract them from my sleazy sketchy past just like ben affleck and matt johnson
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Genuinely walked into a wall and hit my head last night I'm like a cartoon character
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i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in
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daisy buchanan: aw fuck i accidentally killed my husband’s mistress. Well it’s a good thing that the only witness was the man who’s been all-consumingly obsessed with me for both of our adult lives doctor t.j. eckleburg:
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