Speak Comedy

When there are 20 empty seats and somehow someone still chooses the one right next to me

Realizing it’s only Tuesday and you still have the rest of the week to survive

Me every morning debating whether to get up for work or hit snooze for the 426th time

Me in almost every work meeting

me going back to sleep because my alarm still has 52 seconds left

“How are you doing financially?” Me:

Knowing myself, I’d still sleep through this alarm

Me calling in sick when GTA gets released

Just need to figure out how to flip my bank balance from negative to positive and I’ll be ok 🙃

“Money won’t change me” *Me the second my bank account isn’t in the negative*

*Everyone worried about Monday* Meanwhile me on a random Tuesday because I’m unemployed:

My favorite part of the day

When you bottle up all your emotions and then finally burst

Me when I’m about to do a presentation at work and get nervous

2027 is literally 2 months away wtf did I even do this year 😭

Every meeting 💀

Falling asleep at work and dreaming of freedom

One of my favorite videos on the internet

Me on 16 hours of screen time daily

Tired, stressed & burnt out but still have to go to work to afford a loaf of bread