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Climate & sustainability advocate, Dad, workout fiend, Co-founder @GapFundr, martini lover, music at @DJSTATN, and reader of eastern philosophy.

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
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F**k @AlaskaAir 412 for robbing me of precious time with my family. Not flying you ever again.
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Trump facts 64 Times Mentioned In Epstein Report. 97 Times Pleaded The Fifth. 34 Felony Convictions. 91 Criminal Charges. 26 Sexual Assault Allegations. 6 Bankruptcies. 5 Draft Deferments. 4 Indictments. 2 Impeachments. 2 Convicted Companies. 1 Fake University Shut Down. 1 Fake Charity Shut Down. $25 Million Fraud Settlement. $5 Million Sexual Abuse Verdict. $2 Million Fake Charity Abuse Judgment. $93 Million Sexual Abuse Judgements. $400+ Million Fraud Judgment. First President in history to serve a full term increase the deficit every year he was in office. First President in history to maintain a debt to GDP ratio over 100% for his entire term. Highest annual budget deficit. Most added to the national debt in a single term. Most new unemployment claims. Largest single day point drop in the history of the Dow. First major party candidate in half a century to lose the popular vote twice. Longest government shutdown in history (and he did that while his own party controlled both chambers of Congress). First President in the history of approval ratings to maintain a net negative approval rating for his entire term. First President to be impeached twice. First President to have bipartisan support for his conviction after impeachment (which happened both times). Most indictments, guilty pleas, and criminal convictions of members of an administration. First president to have a mug shot. Please go ahead and lookup every claim here - Joe Varco
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What the heck? In all my years of flying I have never seen @SeaTacAirport this busy at 6am! People everywhere. Had to wait in line for @Clear !!!
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One of the most interesting threads…..
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This April Fool's Joke by UVA is amazing.
Today, @presjimryan announces an important change at the University that reflects what we truly stand for – and what stands for us. #GoHoos
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Congrats to @ponce_durr and @StattonHammock, our founders for selection into the the @newchipco program! prlog.org/12953971/1
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I just made a gift to UVA! Join me and snag a vintage-inspired beanie, too! #UVASockstar givecampus.com/prqhyp
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My Cuzo sent me a video of fans singing Country Roads in Europe.. is it for Geno? @finalfourcast
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