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Back after a break. It's Waitstaff Day today! Be kind - they work hard tending to your every whim, gastronomically speaking! #waitstaffday #tipgenerously #goodservice #earlyworks #archive #ralphsteadman

Sword swallowing: theatre of peril—steel flirting with the fragile machinery of breath. A carnival dare where discipline outruns fear and the crowd forgets to blink. Applause tastes metallic. #SwordSwallowingDay #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Tongue twisters: linguistic booby traps—syllables slick as soap, consonants colliding in a comic pile-up. Your mouth sprints, trips, laughs, tries again. Language tying itself in knots just to prove it can. Give us your best 👅. #TongueTwisterDay #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Pistols: compact thunder, ego wrapped in metal—history’s argument distilled to a trigger and a heartbeat. They promise power, deliver consequence. Handle the myth with care; it bites louder than it boasts. #PistolPatentDay #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Bartenders: custodians of confession, polishing glasses while secrets slide across the wood. Ice cracks, lies soften, and honesty seeps out between sips. They pour courage —and watch reality wobble. #TheTruth #BartendersDay #FlyingDog #RalphSteadman

A slow ceremony of ember and thought—tobacco smoldering like a small, stubborn volcano. Looks scholarly, smells like yesterday’s library, tastes like a risky nostalgia. Contemplation with a cough at the end. #PipeSmoking #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Ah the Whippet, aerodynamic noodles with eyes like polished marbles—built for warp speed and sofa loafing in equal measure. One moment a blur across the horizon, the next a trembling comma under a blanket. Elegance with a turbo button. #WhippetDog #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Escaping Kinshasa, udderly traumatic. Sweat soaked, ears ringing, gloves are on...or off. Don't forget the cow now. A rumble in the jungle gone bad. #RalphSteadman #MilkIt #RollingStone

Farewell Year of the Snake: silk-smooth, sharp-eyed, coiled with quiet intention. Wisdom sliding through the grass, you shedded old skins and old lies. You moved softly. Now transform without apology. 🐍💥 #YearOfTheSnakeOver #LunarNewYear #RalphSteadman

For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught To say the things he truly feels And not the words of one who kneels The record shows I took the blows And did it my way. #FrankSinatra #MyWay #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Just wear the dress? Wear it if it roars your name. Wear it if it feels like rebellion stitched in fabric. Or don’t. Clothes are costumes for the daily circus—choose the one that lets you breathe fire, and don't forget the tiara 👗 #RalphSteadman #Illustration #QueenEveryDay

Saturday melting into Sunday: the neon howl of freedom dissolving into the slow drip of responsibility. Glitter in the carpet, coffee in the veins, time slouching toward Monday with a smug grin. Weekend, you slippery beast. #Sunday #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Valentine’s Day: roses bleeding sentiment, hearts wobbling on overcooked promises. Love—feral, inconvenient, magnificent—wrapped in satin and expectation. Kiss like it’s reckless. Feel like it’s war. 💘 #RalphSteadman #Valentine #Illustration

Beaks as blueprints, feathers scribbled by time itself. Tiny anarchists hopping across the Galápagos, rewriting the rules of creation one seed at a time. Evolution with wings—nature’s mad editor, red-inking the planet. 🐦 #Darwin #Birds #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Monday, crappy Monday! Weekend toxins still exiting your crinkled body, vague flashbacks of peeing on someone's leg. #RalphSteadman #Monday #Illustration

GIVEAWAY time! Win a bundle of Steadman cards, who would you send one to and why? Our favourite answer wins! Good luck! Remember, only this official account will contact the winner and we will never ask you to click on any links or send banking details! #SendACard #RalphSteadman

Ronald Reagan: Hollywood grin welded to Cold War thunder. A genial cowboy riding optimism through nuclear anxiety, selling America a sunnier script while the missiles stayed loaded backstage. Charm as policy. Smiles with consequences. 🤠 #RalphSteadman #HappyBirthdayMrPresident

t’s been a while since we had a look for some prints. But we’ve looked and found this collection to put on @HeadVisionArt today. There’s birds, Hunter, Leonardo, Dylan Thomas, whisky and a whole load more. headvision.com/product-categ…

Read aloud, proud and in as many silly voices as you can muster! 📚 #RalphSteadman #ReadAloudDay #Books