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Massachusetts, USA
Joined April 2011
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I feel so bad for Jaylen. He’s in a one sided Beef with Tatum who can’t be bothered. The person he got traded for Paul George completely out played him tonight and the Celtics beat the shit out of Philly. I mean you really couldn’t ask for a better night if you’re a Celtics fan. Enjoy the Lamb Chops and Gravy Jaylen.
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Look at the score bro wtf
Jayson Tatum dunking on LeBron James in 2018 and 2026 side by side
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Paul George is so nice!!!
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Your new favorite gif just dropped ⤵️
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THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) FRAMES IN ORDER POSTS START TOMORROW @ 7AM PT
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Жаль що я не СЕО великої технічної компанії.
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It’s nice when the fantasy app is like, congrats on winning champ, go grab a miller lite right now at 8 am on a Tuesday
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The word generational is thrown around way too often with young prospects but THIS is what a generational hooper looks like There are kids in Prep School older than him
COOPER FLAGG JUST PUT UP A HISTORIC STATLINE! 43 PTS (16-25 FGM) 10 REB 6 AST 3 STL 3 3PM MAVS W He joins Kevin Durant (2008) as the only players in NBA history to record 40+ PTS, 10+ REB, and 5+ AST in a single game as a teenager 🤯
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having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism
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Thought this was a solid recap. 2 things not mentioned — (1) Jaylen’s 2023 extension immediately became the biggest NBA contract ever (a pretty clear sign the Celts appreciated him, I’d say), and (2) Tatum made 1st team All-NBA four straight years 2022-25.
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thor love and thunder is like everyone involved took it as a joke except for christian bale who put his soul into it
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This might be one of the best viewing angles for seeing the speed, the height and the ridiculous distance he covers
this pov is even crazier
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Me when I meet Sean Fennessey and Amanda Dobbins
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CAREER NIGHT FOR VICTOR WEMBANYAMA 🚨 🤯 52 PTS (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 24 REB (CAREER-HIGH) 🤯 8 BLK FIRST PLAYER WITH 50+ PTS, 20+ REB, 5+ BLK SINCE BOB MCADOO IN 1974.
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Dawg this is deadass the craziest tape of all time
Victor Wembanyama just put up one of the most ABSURD stat lines you will ever see. 52 PTS, 24 REB, 8 BLK, 16/28 FG, 19/23 FT MVP front runner after this performance?
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stitching them all together really makes this feel soooo much cooler
the first-person POV shots zach cregger incorporated really added to that video game feel... such a cool creative choice #ResidentEvil
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That’s so real lmao
Evan Turner says landing a 4-year $70,000,000 deal with the Portland Trail Blazers felt like winning the lottery “My agent calls me and says, ‘I got a deal for you,’ and I'm like, ‘What is it?’ He's like, ‘From Portland. It's a 4 year deal for $70M.’ I'm like, ‘$17M?’ And he's like, ‘No. $70M.’ I'm like, ‘Oh my God’” “Then I call my mom and I'm like, ‘Mom, I'mma sign with Portland for 4 years $70 million.’ She's like, $17M?’ I'm like, ‘No. Like 7 and a D.’ And she's like, ‘Oh my God’” “I was supposed to go out to Portland on [July] 5th. I felt like a lottery ticket, I was trying not to die… I'm like, I can come today… let's get this deal and call it a day”
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If only trump had renamed a few more bodies of water
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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The sweet joy of victory #WonOurWay
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