Fake SAF

Wow it’s been 9 years since I was a bored NSF in camp haha

POP Loh

Guys there is no need to panic

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Just when you thought you were done with us after two years of your time. RESERVIST.

All you young punks don't anyhowly play the system ok. Crash my teapawt.net/minimalist website I extend your ORD then you know!

How many idiots here support #AnonymousSG raise your hands. Brb sending my commando plainclothes counterterrorist to one punch one kill you.

Happy SAF day guys. We are proud of you. :)

Nabei tell you smoke out never tell you to release every smoke grenade right.. kukubirds. #PSI290

Some smoker forgot to turn his swag off, Singapore wakes up in smog.

But while I'm still here, your bookout timing will mysteriously be delayed by 5 mins.

Yes. The news is true. I will retire. I will focus on being a mess ambassador in the future.

To the NSFs ORDing tomorrow.. Welcome back to civilisation. The rest of you will have to wait.

V Persie taking that pen was a dick move. And no, I don't support Arsenal. Just basic common sense.

I hear Arsenal gave Man U a Guard of Honour today. Who was the parade commander?

Time to mobilise the navy. #sgflood

This has been a truly terrible week. Tragedies in America, Japan and now closer to home, Huang Wenyong has passed away. RIP

Looks like xx got an expensive home makeover and chose the "Vintage bitch" theme. Suits her to a T.

Seeing all those singaporeans lining up for cheap ikea meatballs gives me a strange sense of nationalism. But fuck you if you tapau 100.