🇵🇸 Jennifer Coolidge’s secret child// 23🌼//(18+) alt: @theybofication // priv: @theyb0fication

Tom holland’s foreskin
Joined October 2023
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me listening to this on my lunch break at 3am while all my patients died of COVID >>
what made her release this
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Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustrations 🚫✨
Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustrations✨
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It’s my daughter’s day
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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made plans with friend and they cancelled so I check their ig and they were at brunch with other people at the scheduled time
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Jay z can’t do this so they’re right
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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Wait maybe he can I don’t want to stifle creativity
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I think a second opinion is needed actually
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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They wanted to get dilfy with it but failed
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How it feels to be writing a book to eventually put on AO3
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I’m sooooo unemployed free me
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What i hear whenever white women try to rap
i think it’s time to get drunk
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“me when i pull the door handle and it shatters”
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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i know your mom makes a mean ass latte
my mom is literally twinning with this tree rn
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The concept of a nonbinary mother how beautiful
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Yes because that’s how music works sometimes the music is so good it begins to reach the ears of people who don’t know who you are I hope this helps
am i losing my mind or did these btchs literally spawn out of nowhere
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It’s not a cumdump if the person has to be fit to attend that’s inherently elitest/classist which goes against the communist practice of cumdumps
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Let’s wake this up
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Just cold and gay 😕
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