Nothing witty. I lost my wit years ago in a fire sale. I love music. I love food. I love conversation. Twitter seems like a great place for the latter.

St. Paul, MN
Joined December 2007
Reminder to my friends on here. There is a much better place similar in structure to this one where you can post, have fun, and doesn't have a billion bots along with generating CSAM It's tough to quit, bc most of your friends are here, but you can also convince them to leave
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Sorry... Preachy post. I just miss some of y'all
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First Twins game of Spring Training. I super miss my Twins friends from here. So I say, selfishly, Please come away from this terrible place. I promise the other place is a floppity-jillion x's better.
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Just popping back over, apropos of nothing, to say that the other app would WELCOME Twins Twitter with open arms. We've missed all of you (and I, for one, have no desire to ever come back FT to this place)
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Really hope that the Reporters/Journalists/etc. that have all made accounts, but not been posting all that much realize the engagement difference.
as an experiment, I posted the same post to twitter and bluesky. here is the time series of engagements (sum of comments, reposts, likes) from the two platforms.
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I know no one gives a damn, but I doubt you'll be hearing much of anything from me on this app anymore. Spent the last couple days on BlueSky without checking this app at all and have felt Much better about my social media intake. It's a much better app and space rn. Come on over
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This app has been a place of rage bait for a Long time now, and I just can't be around that anymore. I'll be around from time to time, assuming others don't fully leave this hellhole, but my mental health is better without it. The ppl are kinder at the other place... And real
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This Man. If you ever are just in need of music that will take you to a better place (as I trust we all will for the foreseeable future)... Find yourself some Lou Donaldson. Here's a couple pictures of him I took at The Dakota.
We are deeply saddened to hear of the passing of bandleader, composer and saxophonist Lou Donaldson. Known as “Sweet Poppa Lou” Donaldson was the final surviving member of the original Art Blakey quintet that in 1954 introduced “hard bop” into the growing jazz lineage of classification. He also stands as a pioneer of soul jazz, helping to shape the genre by merging bebop with blues, gospel, and R&B elements. Known for his rich, soulful tone and groove-oriented sound, Donaldson made jazz more accessible and danceable, paving the way for the soulful, funky styles that followed. His innovative approach, particularly on albums like Alligator Bogaloo and Blues Walk, helped expand the music’s reach to a broader audience while maintaining its expressive depth. Donaldson also helped launch the career of Clifford Brown, the gifted trumpeter who was just 25 when he was killed in a 1956 road accident. He also was on hand for some of pianist Horace Silver’s earliest sessions.
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Rudy Gobert tweet disguised as a Jayson Tatum tweet.
Since 2019 (the last five regular seasons and the start of this one), the players who have won their minutes the most, just raw plus-minus. No complicated formula. Just "their team outscored the other team by this much when they played."
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The sun about two minutes later:
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Sometimes I feel like Jaden does these weird little “I swear this isn’t a foul” thing with his arms and it draws attention to the fact that it’s clearly a foul. He’s running from the crime scene with his hands in his pockets going hey man nothing to see here.
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Twins Twitter...I need you to nudge Wolves Twitter over to the new digs. I simply cannot be on this app any longer. Too much rage bait literally everywhere. The new place is so shiny, clean, and fun.
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Daughter picked up her "do" reading flashcard upside down and said "ope!" We're doing just fine over here. At least for today.
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Literally heard misogynistic, racist gloating from two classmates yesterday. You may not think of yourselves as these things, but it is what you voted for, and the rhetoric that you say doesn't exist and is silent is *gestures at this Entire Platform* everywhere on here.
Replying to @IrishHoneyDip
Facts 💯 I’m just so sick of the hateful narrative that every conservative is a facist, nazi, racist, homophobic, asshole. Especially when they have no claims to really back that up.
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Just a quick note here in advance of Trump and Musk crashing the economy in 2025: Trump voters are going to blame Democrats for that too. Read up on fascism and cults and stop assuming we have a rational electorate that’s actually looking at economic indicators. It simply isn’t.
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The same reason Obama won is the same reason Trump won (wrongly).... The economy. We were in the midst of a recession and Obama offered change. Now we're coming out of devastating inflation, which people are so feeling, & ppl went with Trump. (1/?)
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Build your own online media infrastructure that rivals these troglodytes on the Right that want nothing more than to grift you into oblivion and gain as much power as is humanly possible.
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There's been SO much bitching today from ppl (not the QTd) that haven't done jack in the last 8 years (this partially includes me) You can't change everything, but you can sure as hell be part of the change you'd like to see.
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