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Man spends 35 years collecting corporatespeak, turns it into an app theregister.com/offbeat/2026…

China's spaceplane bears striking resemblance to America's X-37B - probably just a coincidence. theregister.com/offbeat/2026…

Please state the nature of the medical emergency. Google and NASA are developing a robot medic for deep-space missions. More here:theregister.com/offbeat/2026… theregister.com/offbeat/2026…

Anthropic engineer declares the coding interview dead. Figuring out what should replace it is another challenge. More here: theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20… theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20…

Oracle wraps Cybersecurity Awareness Month with quadruple trouble: Attackers are probing a critical EBS flaw, while researchers say a PeopleSoft zero-day exploited by ShinyHunters actually involves 3 vulns. More here: theregister.com/security/202… theregister.com/security/202…

Burning AI tokens doesn't mean you're getting work done. Amazon's message to devs: Stop tokenmaxxing, build useful software, and know when AI isn't worth the bother. More here: theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20… theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20…

Long arm of the law catches up with Ukrainian ransomware crook Artem Stryzhak, who gets 70 months jail time for his crimes theregister.com/cyber-crime/…

How Google botched the jump from AngularJS to Angular 2 offers timely lessons in how not to update a software package theregister.com/devops/2026/…

UK domain registrar 123 Reg (no relation, OK?!) says it was the victim of an “AI-driven cyberattack” that exposed customer data. More here: theregister.com/cyber-crime/…

While the Cisco AI researchers have not run Quarry against data describing the OpenAI-Hugging Face incident, they suggest that under some conditions, the AI agents' steps might have potentially produced a Quarry rule humans could act on. More here: theregister.com/security/202…

Starlink, schmarlink: El Reg takes a tour of a satellite nursery for customers thinking about de-risking dependence More here: theregister.com/networks/202…

if "Dilbert and George Costanza had a love child" app unleashes value of 25 years of corporate torture in unprecented paradigm ... More here: theregister.com/offbeat/2026…

Newly formed cloud provider Quake AI expects a hefty proportion of its users will be agents rather than humans. Which is informing some of its choices. More here: theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20…

Korean memory-maker SK Hynix says memory shortages are here to stay, and more buyers for infra ar entering the market. More here: theregister.com/systems/2026…

Double edged sword: Infosys CEO and MD Salil Parekh has pointed to AI as one of the reasons the cost of services is falling. More here: theregister.com/channel/2026…

Oracle says its deal to add Google TPUs to OCI will make it the first hyperscale cloud platform outside Google's own cloud services to offer the chips. More here: theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20…

Oracle is adding Google TPUs to OCI in 2027, expanding its Nvidia lineup, and deepening its OpenAI ties. More here: theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20… theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20…

Anthropic now lets Claude users jump out of plane without parachute. Meet CLAUDE_CODE_EVEN_MORE_DANGEROUSLY_SKIP_PERMISSIONS. More here: theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20…

An AI 'hacker' found four serious bugs in EPICS industrial control software in under four hours. One is critical, with potential for remote code execution. More here:theregister.com/security/202… theregister.com/security/202…

Apple's M6 chip lands in the 14-inch MacBook Pro and iMac, bringing more CPU cores, faster memory bandwidth, upgraded AI hardware, and Wi-Fi 7. More here: theregister.com/personal-tec… theregister.com/personal-tec…