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Toots McGee. All opinions my own. Uber rating 4.91.

Chester-le-Street, England
Joined October 2010
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Does anyone know how a 43 year-old female can reliably inform their social media that they really, really do not care about sourdough?
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Reasons I don't shop at Asda... I mean, I should have checked, but come on, why is bacon still on display when it's already 4 days out of date?
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Tough to describe how jealous I am of people who got Oasis tickets. Lucky that I got to see them 2p years ago, forever a joy, never forget that night ❤️ Live Forever ❤️
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Sometimes, I like to try and convince myself that the dog loves me the most 'cos, even when I'm drinking wine, he's with me and not his dad. In reality, I think he just loves the sofa and blankets.
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Changed the winter duvet out for the summer one a week ago. Have regretted this 5 mornings out of 7 so far.
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These days I only really use twitter for checking in on Trump and Musk, to see what atrocities they've committed that day. My feed is now so right-wing that when I open it up, I sometimes feel sick.
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Got banned from the Yorkshire Terrier loversngroup on Facebook for telling a lady to take her dog to the vets because it's sick.
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The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.
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What channel are we all watching for the all nighter? #allnighter #upallnight #GeneralElection2024 #generalelection
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Did the big Xmas food shop yesterday. The overwhelming urge to eat ALL the food is strong.
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Been a sick little Wallso for the last 6 weeks or so. Decided I'm too stressed so booked myself a week all inclusive in the Canaries in 3 weeks, on my own. Let the book binge commence!
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When I get that news that it might be ok, or it might be bad, or it might be really bad, I like to process it and make peace with the really bad, just in case.
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Think my Yorkshire Terrier must have come from Wish cos will be fuck as like chase the mouse we've found eating the peanuts on the bird table
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Can I just say for the record. Love, Honour and Obey is my favourite movie. Ever.
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Wordle 750 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Replying to @crypticcracking
@crypticcracking hard to tell but on 23rd June my partner and I got engaged while I was wearing your merch! At Malin Head in Donegal.
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Tomorrow I don't have to get drunk, thank god.
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Jesus i've been on the piss for 5 days now. My body is fucked.
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