Does anyone know how a 43 year-old female can reliably inform their social media that they really, really do not care about sourdough?
Reasons I don't shop at Asda... I mean, I should have checked, but come on, why is bacon still on display when it's already 4 days out of date?
Tough to describe how jealous I am of people who got Oasis tickets. Lucky that I got to see them 2p years ago, forever a joy, never forget that night ❤️ Live Forever ❤️
Sometimes, I like to try and convince myself that the dog loves me the most 'cos, even when I'm drinking wine, he's with me and not his dad. In reality, I think he just loves the sofa and blankets.
Changed the winter duvet out for the summer one a week ago. Have regretted this 5 mornings out of 7 so far.
Shut up and take my money. What a series.
#BlackMirror #shutupanddance #bernies #barnies #charliebrooker
These days I only really use twitter for checking in on Trump and Musk, to see what atrocities they've committed that day. My feed is now so right-wing that when I open it up, I sometimes feel sick.
Got banned from the Yorkshire Terrier loversngroup on Facebook for telling a lady to take her dog to the vets because it's sick.
Wallso retweeted
The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.
What channel are we all watching for the all nighter? #allnighter #upallnight #GeneralElection2024 #generalelection
Been a sick little Wallso for the last 6 weeks or so. Decided I'm too stressed so booked myself a week all inclusive in the Canaries in 3 weeks, on my own. Let the book binge commence!
When I get that news that it might be ok, or it might be bad, or it might be really bad, I like to process it and make peace with the really bad, just in case.
Think my Yorkshire Terrier must have come from Wish cos will be fuck as like chase the mouse we've found eating the peanuts on the bird table
Replying to @crypticcracking
@crypticcracking hard to tell but on 23rd June my partner and I got engaged while I was wearing your merch! At Malin Head in Donegal.





