I wonder how many people will read this and think Morant didn't own the gun. This is some A+ doublespeak!
I saw a preposterous 262 movies released in 2022! Here's my very rough ranking just before the Oscars begins.
I got the silly idea to bake an iconic state pie every Friday. First up: Alabama Buttermilk Pie. I give it nine thumbs up.
Week 58: Hawaii Haupia Pie. Chocolate and (very mild) coconut, so obviously delicious. What are all those states without chocolate in their pies thinking? They're missing out!
I've seen tons of horror movies released this year, but outside of a few scenes none have been all that scary. Any recommendations? Here's what I've seen:
A Banquet
Barbarian
Beast
Black Phone
Bodies Bodies Bodies
Father of Flies
Fresh
Hatching
Hellbender
HollyBlood
Master
1/2
There's a moment from The Northman when the hero catches a spear thrown at him and then throws it back. Pretty badass, right?
In RRR, the hero throws A TIGER at someone. It's preposterous and over-the-top in the best ways.
Even the extend bromance scene was next level!
Replying to @nsuttner
Also DO NOT MISS seeing RRR in a theater, a South Indian action epic which just completely BLEW MY GOURD. I don’t use the word epic lightly, but there’s not a better word. It’s three hours long but it feels like 10 hours, in the best possible way.
Just remembering the time I had to give a presentation in Spanish class so my buddy and I brought an N64 to class and played GoldenEye while shouting things like "aye caramba!" whenever we died.
My worst take: Nintendo was right to use cartridges for the N64. The major advantages of CDs (space and cost) were undercut by incredibly slow load times.
I got my Master's degree today! Best part of the ceremony is when they played The Macho Man Randy Savage's intro music.
Oh yeah!
Week 73: Washington DC Apple Pie.
We thought it would be a good idea to recreate a recipe from the country's founding which meant pouring 2 cups of water into the filling, Nary a drop evaporated in the oven, which lead to a decidedly soupy pie. George Washington was a weirdo!
A few years ago, I was walking Cody and saw a huge spider on a bush. It was as big as my hand, and though it wasn't moving, I froze. I couldn't walk past it or leave it because I wouldn't be able to relax knowing someone like that lived so close.
I called my wife to rescue me.
And it's leg moved.
I flipped out. I rushed into my wife's office just as she was ending a call and waved for her to go outside.
She was nonplussed. She tells me seven years ago there were tarantulas around our neighborhood but she kept it from me because I would react poorly.















