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Husband. Father. Chubby.

Mancouver, Washington
Joined March 2013
“Never get too high with the highs and never get too low with the lows.” - Bill Cowher
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A historical proof of Jesus’ ministry outside the Bible. Written in 91 AD. 🔥 From the period of Jesus’ ministry to 91 AD is approximately 58 years. That means the historian, and writer Josephus is an eye witness. He lived during the same period as the first Apostles. JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY. 👑
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I'm confused as to how "The Catch"by Montana was better or higher stakes than Roethlisberger to Holmes in the superbowl?
We asked coaches a simple question: What's the best throw in NFL history? Their answers may surprise you 🍿 #NFLFilmsPresents
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"Kansas City only kick yo a$$ on the holidays, Pittsburgh kick yo a$$ day in, day out." @BossWard43 cooks the Cincinnati Bengals & picks the Steelers to win on Sunday 👀💨
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This bitch skipped the vote 🤬
I vehemently support the impeachment of Secretary Hegseth. Hegseth has dragged us into another endless war. He has fired experienced generals who disagree with him and the president. And under his leadership, the military has blatantly discriminated against women, LGBTQ+ service members, and others. Our troops deserve a Secretary of Defense who puts their safety first and honors our Constitution.
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Rep. Lou Correa did not vote on the House motion to refer the Pete Hegseth impeachment resolution (H. Res. 1655) to committee. clerk.house.gov/Votes/2026317
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🚨 EXPOSED: 11 Democrats “mysteriously” failed to show up to work today, allowing Republicans to pass a motion to block Pete Hegseth’s impeachment from moving forward. It’s almost like they’re all on the same team… 🤨
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My face when an excuse is dropped about why every file has not been released. Complete transparency. Epstein, JFK, UFO’s, Charlie Kirk…
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I had my prostate taken out before the cancer spread. NO SIDE EFFECTS GENTLEMEN. YES SEXUALLY NO SIDE EFFECTS. ITS A SIMPLE BLOOD TEST. Tell your doctor you want a PSA test done whether cancer runs in your family or not. You want that level under 4.0
Gentlemen. As some of you probably know I went through cancer. Prostate cancer. How I found out? Was a simply blood test that checks your PSA level. Got it early because of regular checkups. I showed my journey on here. Guys you gotta check your self. No matter what race.
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Might be THEE greatest video on the internet right now. 😂😂😂
Bro gave her brain a factory reset 😂
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I KNEW the Steelers would get out bid by the Chiefs. Oh well, guess it's Roman Wilson or bust....
Trade terms: 4 and 5 for Downs and a 7, per source.
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Worth noting. Steelers Cam Heyward needs 5.5 more sacks to become only the third defensive tackle — and the 68th defensive player in NFL history — to reach the 100‑sack milestone.
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Truth, powerfully described.
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The dick, probably
Straight guys... genuine question: What’s the biggest thing holding you back from dating a trans woman? Is it society’s misconception that dating a trans woman somehow makes you less straight, and the fear of being judged for it? Or is it something else?
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When a reporter asked Kanye West about the Israel - Palestine conflict: “I got 14 kids dying every week in my city (Chicago) so talk to me about that”
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My favorite Rick James story is when Eddie Murphy arrived at James's house in Buffalo, NY to record the song "PARTY ALL THE TIME", it was supposed to be only for one weekend, but there was a massive snowstorm that caused Murphy to stay trapped for two weeks. It was after two days Eddie realized Rick had a major drug problem. The biggest tell was Rick stating The Beatles had stolen some of his songs in the '60s (Rick was born in 1948), and while Eddie thought it was just Rick messing around, as the days progressed, Rick became adamant about the fact that he got robbed, naming "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" and "Ticket To Ride" specifically. When the roads finally cleared and Eddie was leaving, Rick also claimed he was present when The Beatles shot their Abbey Road cover. Charlie Murphy, who was also at Rick's house later said, "In Rick's mind, there were two types of people in the world: Rick James, and the people who were lucky enough to be in the same room as Rick James." lol
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Adults that go to kids movies without a kid are fucking weird.
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