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Uncle Krabs

@UncleKrabs
 Portland, OR
Joined March 2009
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So @GEICO cancelled my rental car without telling me after one of their customers smashed my van. Now @Enterprise says I owe $1100. Neither company warned me and @GEICO says repairs took too long so they won’t cover it. 2 multi-billion dollar companies bilking an individual.
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A love affair of Joel Przybilla proportions.
Joe Simons (@joesimonssays) profile pictureJoe Simons@joesimonssays9 Feb 2022
Not sure the City of Portland could handle Joe Ingles actually stepping foot on the Rose Garden floor as a Trail Blazer. Cult hero would be the understatement of understatements.
Don't accept copaganda on "crime."
Alec Karakatsanis (@equalityAlec) profile pictureAlec Karakatsanis@equalityAlec4 Aug 2021
UPDATED THREAD. You're going to hear a lot about how cops need more resources because "crime is surging" in the next few months. It's propaganda, and here's how you can respond:
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Sure. Why not?
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Jokic certainly complains like an MVP.
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I admit I’ve watched this show without my kids once or twice. vulture.com/2021/05/bluey-be…
The current owner wants $11 billion from Oakland to build “infrastructure” to his $1billion for a new stadium. Why would it be any different coming to PDX with an even smaller TV market?
John Canzano (@johncanzanobft) profile pictureJohn Canzano
@johncanzanobft12 May 2021
The Oakland A’s news has the whale investors involved with the Portland Diamond Project excited about the possibility of MLB to PDX. But the effort is missing something key right now. Column: bit.ly/33Dd5GO
Just hear me out, sell the team to @KingJames. He gets to play with Dame as first ever Player/Owner (vet min salary) gets a couple more rings and then runs the team forever. Easy.
Ball Don’t Lie (@Balldontlie) profile pictureBall Don’t Lie
@Balldontlie30 Apr 2021
Is Damian Lillard fighting the good fight alone in Portland? From @ChrisBHaynes ⤵️

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Timber Tax Cuts Cost Oregon Towns Billions. Then Polluted Water Drove Up the Price. ⁦@tonyvschick⁩ ⁦@robwdavis⁩ ⁦@OPB⁩ ⁦@Oregonian⁩ propublica.org/article/timbe…
Timber Tax Cuts Cost Oregon Towns Billions. Then Polluted Water Drove Up the Price.

Timber Tax Cuts Cost Oregon Towns Billions. Then Polluted Water Drove Up the Price.

Rural communities in Oregon paid millions of dollars for clean, safe drinking water because the state didn’t protect their watersheds from logging-related contamination.

propublica.org
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There’s a special place in hell for people who put dog poop in other peoples’ garbage cans.
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Incredibly powerful, must-watch moment. Thank you, @esglaude.
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2 is a pre-breakfast appetizer.
Kate Benkoski Pisano (@katebenko) profile pictureKate Benkoski Pisano@katebenko2 Nov 2020
Only two? I’m WAY beyond two.,,.
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Undecided Voter Hotline | Sarah Iannarone for Portland Mayor sarah2020.com/en/hotline/
Well, that was easy.
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Who are you looking forward to voting against more?
100%Trump
0%Wheeler
9 votes • Final results
I feel sorry for those who don’t get to vote by mail.
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Ron Wyden
@RonWyden3 Sep 2020
This order is plainly illegal. Portland is not a toy in Trump’s authoritarian playset.
Jeff Stein (@jstein_sun) profile pictureJeff Stein
@jstein_sun3 Sep 2020
President Trump signed a memo today to restrict federal $ from going to "anarchist jurisdictions" - the memo cites Seattle, Portland, NYC & D.C. Per the memo, below is how DOJ is supposed to determine what the "anarchist jurisdictions" are:
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ian karmel@IanKarmel22 Aug 2020
The Portland Police need to be defunded, dismantled and replaced with something that actually protects the community and the people of Portland. Anything short of this is inadequate. Anyone who doesn't support this is supporting fascism through their passivity.
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