There is no more apt portrait of Morrison's response to a literal life-changing crisis than the self-satisfied proclamation they've created an 'app' ... Bulldoze this pointless fucking government into a pit at least as deep as the one they've buried the social contract in.
There is no more impeccably perfect epitaph on the tombstone of the ALP than "Labor says it's prepared to work with the government on the new legislation but wants to see the detail" ...
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Why is Annabel Crabb suddenly on the telly? Did the racist corrupt incompetent Prime Minister have a sandwich we need to know about?
Highbrow thought for the day; is there a photo of Trump in existence where he doesn't appear to be squeezing out a cumbersome fart?
There's never been a more exciting time to reap the whirlwind ... teapawt.net/Heselev/status/7501323…
For those still holding a candle that the 'real' Turnbull might some day loose himself of his party's 'shackles', he just quoted Thatcher.
"he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.” teapawt.net/guardianaus/status/745…
Swedish footballer sent off for farting during match trib.al/AiMqtmm
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Experiment: Walk into a liquor store and when they ask if you're looking for anything in particular, say, "I wanna fuckin' party."
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When you're fucking hopeless at drinking wine (Vine by @joeheenan) vine.co/v/i7iO6DY6x5Y
@roseannebyrne @AmyFeldtmann @phbarratt Who votes for these cadavers? Wait, don't answer that.









