UPDATE: turns out the plane never made it back from australia and he's been in purgatory the whole time
hey everybody. been a while. just logged in to say: farts should only be used for crap propulsion. farting for its own sake is an abomination
everything in my life is great right now. I know this joy contains its own eventual collapse but so does everything so whatever
trying to stay off all websites these days, but bluesky gave me another invite code. if anyone wants it you can have it. just message me and don't be a nazi with a checkmark
i'm gonna guess it's the blood pact with satan
Henry Kissinger turns 100 years old tomorrow and his son reflects on the secrets of his longevity. Hint: It's not the diet heavy on bratwurst and Wiener schnitzel. washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
been getting lots of emails inviting me to my 25th college reunion. guess they didn't see my response 10 years ago

















