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Love this picture of Adele being driven around by Noel Gallagher

#CelebrityTraitorsv James blunt, make yourself look like a petty little twat!

#CelebrityTraitors thats not james blunt, thats a tosser who looks like james blunt

Lest be honest Netflix have nailed this, so much better than the shitty fixed boxing shite they have streamed #BeatLukeLittler #NetflixUk

#WhatMyGrandmaTaughtMeWas "bye gran,...yes gran, i'm wearing it"

this 80s toy predicted noel gallagher

rare pic of a red crested seeya wouldntwanna beya

#dragonsden cats give zero shits about your gifts and gimmicks, in fact they will move next door if they open a can of tuna, so for that reason im out

#LunchPun nostalgia is a thing of the past

#StrandedWithEvil stops off at Burgatory

Luke Littler made a nine dart finish aged 4, won three speedboats on bullseye and got his van broken into in norwich #SPOTY winner for me

I went to see Pavarotti last week, he was a right miserable git. He doesn’t like it when you join in. - Bernard Manning

#ImACeleb “You ginger bastard, Your music's crap”

#LunchPun went to school with debbie harry, had a fight with her gang, soon found out she had a harder class

#LunchPun got caught stealing classical sheet music, i must say i was taken a bach

#NEWBAR Ally McCoist: i gotty tellya it really is i gotta say i'm telling ya i dont mind sayin

#lunchpun saw R.E.M hire a car, everybody hertz

#LunchPun got caught stealing classical sheet music, i must say i was taken a bach

#LunchPun if ironman was carbohydrateman he'd be tony starch

#badjokefriday #lunchpun I had a dream that I invented a new colour, but when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

#badjokefriday #LunchPun saw R.E.M chasing cows across a field. everybody herds