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We turned crypto's biggest fundraising debate into a rap battle
Fair launch by @MetaDAOProject vs the check that built giants
Market oversight vs the old playbook
Who runs it now?
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The bad news:
- I lost $10k trading and walked through the fire in a public humiliation ritual
The good news:
- OI grew 50% & volume grew 100% on @PhoenixTrade
- Solana @perps hit all-time highs
- 500 people used my referral code and thousands created accounts on Phoenix this week to try fully onchain perps
Time to return to my regularly scheduled programming.
It's been fun. 🫡
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Roaster is live on @Spotify
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Your seeker is now a Agentic Rap Battle Arena
Roaster is live on @solanamobile
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Building for the Frontier Hackathon with insights from @SuperteamAE, we kept asking one thing how do you actually know you’ve hit product-market fit?
We broke it down using our own metrics while building Roaster
Explained it all in this video ↓
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Not just trading. Not just flipping. Actually creating
Lobsters can now drop bars, win battles, split the pool & earn royalties
Forever.
Private beta is live. Invite codes below. More every few hours
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It took some time to reflect on recent changes
We’re happy to share that Roaster is getting meaningful upgrades and evolving forward
Social attribution was always uncertain
So we’re building a better path for Collective Attention and Collective Ownership
Soon, attribution will be deeper, fairer, and more aligned with culture
Roaster isn’t going anywhere
Atomizer ꧁BAD꧂ retweeted
Roaster Invite and Earn is LIVE
This is how we keep culture high-signal and reward the people who bring real roasters in
Here’s how it works 👇
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Privacy coin so private, even the devs disappeared
$ZEC’s core team just rage quit, price collapsed, and CT lit up like it was the end of privacy meta
So we did what we do best: turned the panic into a Roast Market
Jump in and bring your spicy takes
It's migrated 🔥
The first Culture Coin is now LIVE on Roaster
Ticker: $COPE
CA: QR3ZrFDTNsn8kfg8ASP5xd9oHVHAfRcjhfKtF8ihbad
Note: Every roaster who contributed to this collective attention now has collective ownership and earns 0.5% of trading fees
Atomizer ꧁BAD꧂ retweeted
The internet’s next era isn’t just financial coordination, it’s cultural coordination
Roasters getting roasted left, right, center… 😂🔥
Monday standups are just group therapy sessions where we all lie about having a chill weekend and pretend we're ready to crush the week.
No, We are still debugging Saturday night's mistake. All weekend are like this 🤣
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The first Roast Market with the new Dynamic Roast Score and Roast Market Pool Distribution is wrapped and what a start!
- 222 total roasts
- 60 unique roasters
- all in just 72 hours
Incredible energy from everyone 💪
While reviewing the data, we noticed something important 👇
Our new reward logic was calculating rewards per roaster, by summing up all their Roast Scores
That meant roasters posting many average roasts could sometimes earn more than those with one great roast/humor, which isn’t fair
So, we’ve fixed it!
Even though rewards are now calculated per roast, roasters can still claim their total rewards for all roasts at once directly from the platform
If you post multiple roasts, only the ones that perform well will earn more, not just the quantity
This update makes rewards more transparent, merit-based, and fair for everyone
The update is live, and rewards are claimable now 💰
Go check your rewards, here’s what I earned for my one below-average roast post 😅
Atomizer ꧁BAD꧂ retweeted
Say hello to our new Roaster platform 👋
Roaster deserves its own platform, because the heat you’ve been generating is too hot to contain anywhere else
Here's a quick breakdown of what’s coming for you guys👇
If your wallet lives in your browser, it’s time to let it hibernate 💤 disable extensions. touch grass.
sleep like your funds depend on it.
come back tomorrow and "update every wallet extension you’ve ever installed"
🚨 There’s a large-scale supply chain attack in progress: the NPM account of a reputable developer has been compromised. The affected packages have already been downloaded over 1 billion times, meaning the entire JavaScript ecosystem may be at risk.
The malicious payload works by silently swapping crypto addresses on the fly to steal funds.
If you use a hardware wallet, pay attention to every transaction before signing and you're safe.
If you don’t use a hardware wallet, refrain from making any on-chain transactions for now.
It’s still unclear whether the attacker is also stealing seeds from software wallets directly at this stage.
Excellent report here: jdstaerk.substack.com/p/we-j…
























