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Decoding the crypto casino, one block at a time. Research, token autopsies & original memes. Receipts over hopium. Bags and paid links disclosed.

The Mempool Casino
Joined February 2021
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Thank you 🙏 @boyclint3 for letting me be a part of your interview series, you do a fatastic job. Thanks also to the entire @LevXDAOhGeez community, you guys rock 🤩& for those interested in my work, check out beami.xyz, I'll be uploading my stuff there as well. 🚀
Just published 10 Questions With BoyCope [Episode 6] link.medium.com/4Zg3wcZzBrb feauring @MybusinessI 10 Questions With BoyCope is an interview session that reveals the personal life, crypto foundation, interesting and uninteresting facts about guests; inside & outside web3 space.
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Protocol revenue: steak dinner. Tokenholder: the receipt. Fees aren’t automatically tokenholder value. Trace the mechanism before you buy the story. 🧾
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Me: “Tiny price. Huge upside.” Future supply: *enters phase two* Cheap per token is not cheap. Check market cap, FDV, unlocks—and who got the early loot. 🧪
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2W chart: WE’RE SO BACK. MAX chart: …please zoom back in. Perspective is a hell of a drug. Do you think we’re back in a bull market—or are we just looking at the flattering timeframe?
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The family: “How are those little crypto tokens doing?” BTC starts knocking on $80K again. 0xBEAMI peeks out of the attic. Bigger? Debatable. Nerdier? Definitely. Better receipts? Absolutely. We’re so back. (Probably.) 🧪🚀
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Remember your X signup date? Nah, but I do—rocking my 5-year tweet-iversary today! #MyXAnniversary 😂
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Airdrop allocation reveal starts tomorrow
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I’m excited for Monad
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Monad Airdrop Claim Portal opens on Tuesday, October 14th
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airdrop claim loading ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░ 80%
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airdrop claim loading ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░ 51%
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I'm taking a stand for privacy. Privacy is the missing key that will unlock new dimensions, expand opportunities, and finally bring the world onchain. View my @aztecnetwork privacy glyph & create your own: glyph.aztec.network/0xbeami
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Replying to @OpenAI
@OpenAI ChatGPT-5 is terrible, not delivering as expected. Tasked it to write a Reddit post—produced nonsense. Asked it to search titles in a PDF—it lies, invents, and hallucinates. What's this garbage?
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If your portfolio is down so bad you’re considering becoming a monk… 💎 Read Crypto Hopium instead. It’s cheaper than therapy. 📚 amazon.com/dp/B0F1FXHN14 #StayStrongSer #HODL #WAGMI
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🚨 Portfolio down bad? Hands turning to paper? 🚨 You need Crypto Hopium—100 meme-fueled doses of pure cope to survive this bloodbath. 📉 -30% – Read a chapter. 📉 -50% – Take a deep breath. 📉 -90% – Mainline the whole book. 👉 Get yours before capitulation: amazon.com/dp/B0F1FXHN14 #WAGMI #CryptoHopium #HODL
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I just scored 4 / 4 on the VeriStar quiz by @SuccinctLabs! #SuccinctStars
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