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the mihao coordination is embarrassing if you’re still falling for this shit you deserve to lose all your money pathetic in all honesty
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I've never understood why Bitcoiners sell off on hot CPI news? Isn't that the antithesis of the debasement trade?!
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idk man i still think $ZCAT goes to a billy
idk man i still think solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR goes to a billy
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idk man i still think $ZCAT goes to a billy
idk man i still think solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR goes to a billy
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Zcat 25 mil Stonk 40 mil Ok
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Tokens being bidded from $float just tells you which coins these wanna-be insiders want to send lol. They don't have early entries & know vamps will just continue to dilute the markets. They're late to some good $stonk micros, So they create an Entire new launchpad and bundle up coins waiting to dump on buyers lmao.
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State of onchain markets Biggest "runner" this quarter btw
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the past few days have been a great reminder of why i'm so bullish on the $STONK ecosystem. you can really see which communities are here to stay and why $STONK matters for the future of this space. real communities are what last, and more of them are being built on $STONK. all roads lead to $STONK.
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If a coin in your wallet pays you for holding it, there's a good chance it launched on LaunchLab, Raydium's launchpad program. Launchpads that choose to pay their holders keep building on it. Not a coincidence.
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Float is gonna rug pretty soon Dog shit launchpad just copy paste
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don’t worry guys next relaunch 300k topper is launching on $float soon trenches PVE mode
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When solana:6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx was just a week or 2 old, it already had a couple of coins above 1m, and Stonk was ranging between 3 and 5m, and that was when all eyes were on RH and everyone had written off SOL. Maybe think about that when you see solana:Bv1a7cEj5aRnJQhMw4kRQqAFesMSd5LwcDnUzq52BMmr at 12m, pushed by a bunch of KOLs, and there’s not a single coin above 1m. Stonk was novel on Solana because at the time, there was no other launchpad that offered RWA pairings. In other words, it had a real reason for existing, it solved a problem. Float doesn’t solve any problems. It proclaims to solve problems, but when half the coins launched there are vamps of coins launched on pump or stonk, then that clearly shows the anti vamp tech is useless. I would argue if it solved anything, then we would have seen a runner breaking out above 1m already. Not only does it not solve anything, it just adds to the problems it says it solves: more PvP, more vamps, more misery.
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Float shillers are talking way too much for people who can't keep a single coin above 1 mil And the funny thing is they don't even understand why They actually believe more liquidity on lower cap coins is beneficial and keeps bundlers/snipers out I'm beginning to hate them more than pump fun itself They're using the counter-movement to just grift their asses off
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NEW: @zachxbt says he repeatedly called out Ansem for promoting microcap and celebrity tokens, but “gamblers brought him credibility and exit liquidity yet again this cycle.”
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Over $100,000,000 in rewards have been sent to holders of Stonk coins.
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I’m so sure binance got “hacked” just hours after hyperliquid puts in a 20% candle because of the New York Stock Exchange news yeah right bro “hacked” sure lol
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Imagine being CZ for a sec You are an old convicted felon Your wife is not getting any younger You're the most hated person in the industry Your exchange keeps losing market share to this new competitor that came out of nowhere Hyperliquid? The founder is younger, smarter, more handsome You're confident your wife has thought about him more than once, in what manner? who can say And to make it even worse, he used to work for you This "Hyperliquid" competitor keeps gaining marketshare and attention Very good attention 24/7 trading? leader of onchain perps? CFTC license to trade in the United States? What the fuck Trump goes on national TV and starts saying "Hyperliquid" ICE partners up with TradeXYZ? Stanley Druckenmiller creates an X account just to shill Hyperliquid? Elon Musk joins in??? HYPE starts climbing up to $100 什么鬼!!! It's time to do what you do best Liquidate the market again and blame it on a "hack" The root cause? Simple, no one will question it Just say our DevOps engineer left their laptop open in a Luckin Coffee shop Explosive diarrhea from uncooked shrimp wontons Everyone can relate We could risk $6B in a "hack" to make it look real Coordinate with Tether and Circle to freeze most of it User recovery funds handles the rest! Entire market starts nuking and HYPE falls from $97 to $90 CZ and Binance will do everything possible to stop Hyperliquid from growing and shift attention back to them Remember 10/10 happened because Hyperliquid hit open interest all time highs and Aster completely failed
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The hacker should go after PumpFun next, be the saviour of crypto
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JUST IN: KaspaDollar unveils plans for an overcollateralized stablecoin on the Kaspa Network Led by core developer Asaef Strøm, the project is targeting 5 million $KAS to fund development, independent audits and launch operations, with contributions refunded if the goal isn't reached by Jan. 1, 2027.
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"We collect rewards in quote token on swap" Yeah bro and your LP gets undercut on graduation and your users get zero rewards.
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