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Joined August 2020
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You are 12 words away from having 9 figs. Keep guessing seed phrases.
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Maybe one day we will get married and have children. If they look like me, they will be poets. If they look like you, they will be poems.
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Money acts as a persuasion device
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Won’t ever get what my heart truly wants
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people get microcucked each day it’s an insane world we live in
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Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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dude you’re scaring all the crows
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who had the best costume
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Replying to @a1lon9parody
Naw this ones better
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Big Big Micheal Micheal
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You should stockpile at least 15 years worth of food and toilet paper
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(Afroman voice) I was gonna buy this coin, but then I thought: why?
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It’s kinda crazy to me that we melt sand down, clean it to 99.99999% purity, literal wizards have to draw it slowly into an ingot, we cut it, inscribe a hundred billion little on/off switches on it, and when you run electric current through it you can do basic arithmetic, which when you do enough of it can do any math on the planet, and which describes reality well enough that we can teach it the ontological meaning of words and their distance from each other on a high-dimensional space, and if you ask, it can tell you what word comes next and that apparently is powerful enough that if you do it a hundred billion times it’s the smartest thing to ever exist oh yeah and we use this primarily for email
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Her: I’m going to bangladesh Guy named ladesh:
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you could have done this with pokemon cards too
POV: you invested $20/month in Monster energy drink instead of drinking it daily
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There are Eminems in all areas of life who never meet their Dr. Dre and become successful.
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tried to get “fuck you” money but still at “fuck me” money
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They have a typhoon simulator in China and I low key want to try it theguardian.com/world/2026/o…
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people will say money doesn’t bring you happiness but then the same people seem pretty happy when the market is green 🤨
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Gotta get rid of excess online footprint
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