Nothing is FA 🇲🇾 Recording my thoughts/journey in NFT/web3. Mod @TheNoundles Camping in @legacyweb3io
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My #NewProfiIePic
My new web3 identity.
Marks the beginning of new journey with @JirasanOfficial @PGgroup_
Congrats @shanicucic96 & @PGgroup_ team for the smooth collection merge!!!
Huge respect to the legendary @0xQuit for quick white-hat rescue during the MagicEden exploit.
Selflessly spent $7500 to rescued 23,155 NFTs worth of ~$5.7M USD 🤯
Sad that this space has never lacked ruggers, scammers & drainers.
We need more people like @0xQuit 🫡
🤖 Made with AI
At 9AM EST today somebody abused a bug in Payment Processor V2 to steal 10 Meebits, 50 Otherdeeds, 10 WoW, and 235 Desperate Apewives.
It wasn't until over 12 hours later that somebody reported it to me, and upon digging in I realized that a great many NFTs were subject to the same exploit.
I got in touch with the team over at LimitBreak and they quickly paused Payment Processor V3, which was subject to the same exploit. Unfortunately, V2 was not pausable, so the only path towards protecting affected assets was to run a whitehat operation.
Similarly, V3 on ApeChain is temporarily in a state where it cannot be paused, so ApeChain assets approved to V3 needed to be saved as well.
All in all, we rescued 23,155 NFTs worth north of $5.7M USD.
We later discovered that a similar exploit could be used in reverse to steal WETH. 660 WETH was at risk, which we unfortunately were not fast enough to recover. Apologies to those affected.
Shout out to @Boomskite for flagging the initial exploit tx to me, and @coffeedev @0xjustadev and @whiteoakkong for acting quickly and assisting with the recovery.
All NFTs are safely relocated. Soon, owners will be able claim them back after revoking the exploitable approvals.
Addresses to revoke below.
Check your wallet and make sure you revoke what is being flagged here.
revoke.cash/exploits/magic-e…
Floor 404 has been running since 1998.
4,444 personnel files.
One office that never closed.
11 unique 1/1s.
And the clock is still stuck at 23:59.
Welcome to THE OFFICE.
@the_officenft x @FNFweb3
Deetee.eth retweeted
Craziest thing I've seen in a while:
• Someone buys $4M worth of BONK
• Then posts a DAO proposal asking to transfer $20M in BONK to themselves
• Waits 7 days without anyone noticing
• Then votes "yes" with their own BONK holdings, and the proposal passes
• $20M is transferred to them
And now the Bonk team has suddenly realized they lost $20M.
This wasn't even a hack.
The proposal passed because no $BONK holders checked the governance forum.
Insane to see the current state of DAOs.
BonkDAO was the target of a malicious governance proposal resulting in an estimated $20M worth of BONK tokens being drained from the BonkDAO treasury.
During the investigation, BonkDAO identified the exchange wallets used to purchase BONK ahead of the proposal. BonkDAO is currently actively working with exchanges, bridges and Solana Foundation to best manage the situation.
Law enforcement has been notified. BonkDAO continues to work with relevant parties to recover funds and identify those responsible.
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The proposal to drain BonkDAO's treasury passed legitimately after the proposer bought ~$4.4M in $BONK to meet the 1% quorum threshold and voted yes alone, as only 7 wallets participated out of 18,000+. x.com/lookonchain/st… x.com/chainalysis/st…
Deetee.eth retweeted
🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨
Web 3 is chaos.
Charts nuke.
Projects rug.
Group chats implode.
Someone is always screaming "it's so over"
Through all of it...
Everything is going to be ok 👍
TO ENTER:
👍 Follow @OKGuyNFT
👍 Like + Repost
Reply with:
"Everything's gonna be OK 👍"
Won @doodles NFT early this year.
Decided to hold it long term, knowing that it'll bring me value one way or another.
Little did i know, the opportunity knocks on the door earlier than expected.
Minted a Piet Mondrian x Doodles NFT 4 days ago.
Big win!!!🙌🙌🙌
My very first BIG surprise of 2026!!
Been trying to win @TheNoundles's rainbowshop raffle countless times in the past with zero luck.
Finally won this @doodles NFT through the rainbowshop on 1st January!!!
Absolutely amazing start to 2026!!!
Does doodles follow doodles exist? 😁
Deetee.eth retweeted
Every Jira has a story.
Now it’s time to put yours on the 🗺️
Claim your spot & represent your region.
Show the world Jiras are global 🌎
Add yourself to the Jira map now📍
jirasan.io/jiramap
First payout from @Tenset_io
$24.62 bi-weekly. Looking forward to much juicier reward when the films hit its maturity.
Passive income for real.
Once again thank you @shanicucic96 & @Tenset_io team for the opportunity. 🙏
Check your wallets 👀
8% base APR in USDC. Paid bi-weekly. As promised.
Track yours → reel-check.io/payouts
Reel Finance.
Deetee.eth retweeted
🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES..
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!
The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing"..
It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point..
Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume"..
Every single firm said yes..
Here's what they recorded..
Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume"..
When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200"..
$200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume..
MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera..
"We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit"..
He said that on a recorded FBI video call..
CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely..
ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic..
All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded..
And the clients were even worse..
Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors..
$7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic..
One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook..
Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything..
When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture..
But here's the part that broke my brain..
Real people bought NexFundAI..
The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish..
When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token..
The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back..
And it gets worse..
Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day..
Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for..
Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore..
IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular..
The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected..
The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured..
And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.
THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE!🤯
The FBI launched its own crypto token last year just to trap the scammers.
They were sick of pump and dumps. So they built a real token with a real site and real branding, called it NexFundAI, and waited to see who would show up.
Within weeks, scammers were lining up to fake the volume for undercover agents.
Then one of them got on a recorded call and said it out loud. Their entire business model was making regular people lose money so they could profit.
The FBI had all of it on tape.
18 charged. $25M seized. Arrests across 3 countries.
The wildest part? The FBI ran a cleaner crypto project than half the founders out there. And the whole thing was a trap from day one.
Deetee.eth retweeted
2021 created legends. 2022 wiped most of them.
We're starting it again.
Builders, collectors, degens, and bagholders - lock in.
PulseAnchor. ⚓️
wow!!! First time win King of the Hill in @fantasy_top_
Seems like gonna have some extra cards soon. lol...
Superhero. Third raise in @mugafi launchpad.
Minted 1 platinum & 2 gold pass.
$100k raised in 15 minutes!!!
Congratulations @Redacted_Grp @mugafi @TenseT_io @shanicucic96 @amresheth for the super quick & smooth mint! 🙌
Claimed my capital + interest yesterday for Moksh fund raising.
Thank you for the opportunity @Redacted_Grp @mugafi @shanicucic96 🙏
Waiting for $RDAC claim.
Jirasama Application Accepted. ✅
Finally got approved into the @JirasanOfficial big boys club!
Shouting to @MasterSANdoteth for running the applications & others jirasama for their time to vote.
Looking forward to grow together. 🔴
In HIKARI 🎇 we trust!!!
Ultraman is coming to @AbstractChain
Born in Japan 🇯🇵
Powered by @bythenAI
Licensed from @TsuburayaGlobal
Looking forward to this!!!
The Light is coming.
The Light is watching.
Everyone who seeks the light shall be rewarded.
Going LIVE soon on @AbstractChain
QRT this post with HIKARI 🎇
Drop your EVM Wallet in the comments 👇
Spent 1000 Rice Bowl to win this green Jira 2 days ago.
Jan 2026 been treating me good so far.
Thank you @JirasanOfficial & @MasterSANdoteth for running the giveaway~ 🙏
Moksh digital pass rarity revealed today.
Got 1 common gold & 1 rare platinum.
80% APY on gold, 230% on platinum.
Good starts in 2026.
@Redacted_Grp continue to deliver during this difficult market.
Thank you @shanicucic96 & @Redacted_Grp team!
$RDAC pool next!
Minted 1 Platinum & 1 gold Moksh digital pass through @mugafi launchpad.
80%-230% APY for a month period.
1 physical comic each.
Despite $RDAC been down so bad, the team @Redacted_Grp is still here, is still building & is still delivering.
Looking forward to $RDAC phase.
