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Joined January 2017
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
>junior dev at a mid startup >wednesday morning >just want to push a minor bugfix to our php app today >open laptop, check slack >company group chat is an absolute warzone >CTO typing in all caps about php2shell >fucking php >whatever, server hasn't blown up yet, I just need to get my code in >open gitlab to merge the PR >forced emergency logout because of a critical gitlab security patch release >fucking gitlab >pipeline fails because of some weird regex compiler bug >spend 40 minutes fighting CI/CD >i can just use AI to help debug >fire up opencode >api keys nuked because they were breached >fucking opencode >i’ll just get fresh LLM api keys from our corp proxy, LiteLLM >it won’t connect? It’s down? >look up LiteLLM news: supply chain compromise >fucking litellm >cold sweat forming >slack alert: db connection error >check our database connection >we host on TiDB Cloud >they just announced a security breach, unauthorized access via stolen service account credentials, data copied >fucking tidb cloud >full panic attack incoming >figure fuck it, just ship the container to Railway and go home >open Railway dashboard >bright red banner: "Security Disclosure: Rotate all environment variables immediately. All builds paused." >fucking railway >try to open the app URL in browser to see if anything is even working ⁠>NET::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID⁠ >eMudhra intermediate certificates compromised >4 >instantly untrusted by every major browser >fucking emudhra >stare blankly at mac screen for 10min >random pop-up >restarting in 10min to fix a critical vulnerability >fucking macos >close laptop >leave office >never come back
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
Replying to @Param_eth
I like how he has a small foid with him as well repping Hyperliquid logos
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
♾️ Giveaway WoW: Forever ♾️ J’ai pas réussi à utiliser le code 2x, alors autant vous faire gagner le 2e 🤣 Bonus : Warcraft III: Reforged – Forsaken Kingdom est dispo avec ! Pour participer : → ✅ Follow @LapiTV → 🔁 RT ce post Tirage au sort le 25/09 ! #WoW_Partner
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME 🎉 I'm giving away a key for World of Warcraft: Forever! 🔥 This key comes as part of the Warcraft Forever Collection, which also unlocks Warcraft III: Reforged and the brand-new Warcraft III Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom — an all-new campaign bridging the Frozen Throne to the earliest days of WoW. World of Warcraft: Forever launches November 4th, 2026 To enter: 1️⃣ Follow @PapaFinch 2️⃣ Like + Retweet this post 3️⃣ Reply with what race/class you're going to play Winner announced September 23rd, 2026! #WoW_Partner Huge thanks to @Warcraft for making this giveaway possible!
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
SORTEO/World of Warcraft Este Jueves 24 de Sept regalaremos un codigo cortesía de Blizzard :D! Tiene acceso a la beta, un mes de juego, monturas, Warctaft III y mas... Like/retweet por favor y gracias 💜! #WarcraftForever #WarcraftForeverLATAM #WoW_Partner
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
GIVEAWAY TIME! WoW: Forever is coming Nov 4 2026! I've got a Warcraft Forever Collection key (incl. W3RF: Forsaken Kingdom) to give to one lucky winner, entering is easy: 💙 Follow 💙 Like 💙 Retweet Winner drawn midnight AEST Sep 23 2026, notified by DM, good luck! #WoW_Partner
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
Giving away one World of Warcraft: Forever Collection key thanks to @Warcraft. Includes access to Warcraft III Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom! World of Warcraft: Forever launches Nov 4, 2026 To enter: ✅Follow ♥️Like 🔁Retweet #WoW_Partner Giveaway ends Sep 23.
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New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
Warcraft: Forever officially launches Nov 4 and to celebrate, I have a Warcraft Forever Collection to giveaway, which also includes Warcraft 3 Reforged! To enter: 💟like ✅follow 🔁retweet 🎁Winner will be drawn Sept 19! #WoW_Partner #WarcraftForever #Giveaway
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First trailer for the new ‘STARCRAFT’ open-world shooter game. Releasing in 2030.
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but most of all s̶a̶m̶y̶ calif is my hero
Today we published WeWorm, the first zero-click worm to spread through WeChat calls across iOS and Android. We call you on WeChat and, without you answering or doing anything, take over your account within seconds. Then we use your phone to call your friends. Story and demos: calif.io/research/weworm
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
I’m excited to finally announce the newest edition my Stanford course 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗦𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿. It has been 9 months in the making. Last November, with the release of Claude Opus 4.5, coding agents experienced a step function improvement in capability. We all felt it. The LLMs were more powerful, could reason for longer, solve harder tasks. This year’s iteration of my course reflects the 2026 metamorphosis of software engineering. My core belief is simple: AI-native developers of the LLM era are going to become the most important members of any software organization. I have designed my course to train this next generation of engineers. 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 First, 85% of my Fall 2025 class material is being thrown out. The Fall 2026 syllabus reflects the core capabilities AI-native engineers must have: agent skills, advanced context engineering, MCP portals, agent-ready codebase principles, agentic code review, security, parallelizing background agents, software factories, and more. Second, I am going to teach my students how to have software taste. Every student will be required to ship pull requests to production-grade, real-world codebases. The course is collaborating with the top open-source AI repos who will offer support and mentorship to students on how to meaningfully contribute to their projects. This has never been done before in any university course so I am incredibly grateful to our OSS Partners: @browserbase, @HeyGen, @CopilotKit, @semgrep, @OpenHandsDev, @milvusio, @marimo_io, Pi, @crewAIInc, @warpdotdev, @vercel, @cmux, @arizeai, @UnslothAI, and @anyscalecompute. 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 I’m fortunate to again have AI software engineering leaders and founders as guest speakers to share their learnings from building top coding agent products. Thank you to @leerob from @cursor_ai, @bcherny of @claudeai code, @EnoReyes of @FactoryAI, @silasalberti of @cognition, @0xine of @semgrep, Rajesh Bhatia of @Cloudflare , @amasad of @Replit, and @eladgil. All resources will be available online. All classes will be available to the public. 9/22 on Stanford campus. See you in class.  themodernsoftware.dev/
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UTM v5.0.5 beta is out with support for DirectX 12! UTM is the first virtualization software for macOS that can run Windows 11 with FL 12_1. Your move @parallels @VMware
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
Everyone always asks about skills and what my favorite skill is. It's this one.
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another watch was made…
Sam Altman @sama just ordered 7 ultra-rare custom Swiss watches from Vanguart, fully branded with the OpenAI logo on the dial. One for him, six for his inner circle. Inscribed on the back of each watch is ‘if AGI.aligned: deploy()’ which was written in the programming language Python.VANGUART This is starting to be a trend in the tech world and I’m all for it — If your company wants customer branded Rolex or other watches shoot me a dm we specialize in bulk corporate orders with custom engraving and dial branding
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eval 🏴‍☠️ ˖⁺‧₊˚ 水獺 retweeted
Your lower back as soon as you turn 30
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