Gull retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID?!
One trade. $300 → $2,728.40.
I connected 3 free GitHub repos and hooked my Grok Bot up to pump.fun.
Here's what happened.
At 4:59pm Grok sent me an alert: "$MIHAO is waking up."
One of the biggest crypto traders on X had just changed his profile picture to the $MIHAO cat. His followers started piling in.
Grok didn't jump in blind. It went to X first.
Read 3,126 posts about $MIHAO in seconds: 92% were real people, only 8% bots.
Looks legit → back to pump.fun → bought $300 at a $1.62M market cap.
All of this happened while I was sitting in a meeting at my son's school.
While I was there, it sold in 3 parts on the way up:
→ at $10.6M: +$554.32
→ at $15.4M: +$850.62
→ at $18.2M: +$1,023.46. The top was $18.7M.
9.1x in 4 hours. I didn't touch my phone once.
Two hours later $MIHAO dropped back to $12M. The bot was already out.
The stack:
→ nirholas/kol-quest: tracks the biggest traders and KOLs in real time, so Grok sees their moves first
github.com/nirholas/kol-ques…
→ EchoSentiment/Echo: reads X and tells real people from bot farms
github.com/EchoSentiment/Ech…
→ 0xfnzero/sol-trade-sdk-python: buys and sells on pump.fun and PumpSwap in milliseconds
github.com/0xfnzero/sol-trad…
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID?!
One trade. $300 → $2,728.40.
I connected 3 free GitHub repos and hooked my Grok Bot up to pump.fun.
Here's what happened.
At 4:59pm Grok sent me an alert: "$MIHAO is waking up."
One of the biggest crypto traders on X had just changed his profile picture to the $MIHAO cat. His followers started piling in.
Grok didn't jump in blind. It went to X first.
Read 3,126 posts about $MIHAO in seconds: 92% were real people, only 8% bots.
Looks legit → back to pump.fun → bought $300 at a $1.62M market cap.
All of this happened while I was sitting in a meeting at my son's school.
While I was there, it sold in 3 parts on the way up:
→ at $10.6M: +$554.32
→ at $15.4M: +$850.62
→ at $18.2M: +$1,023.46. The top was $18.7M.
9.1x in 4 hours. I didn't touch my phone once.
Two hours later $MIHAO dropped back to $12M. The bot was already out.
The stack:
→ nirholas/kol-quest: tracks the biggest traders and KOLs in real time, so Grok sees their moves first
github.com/nirholas/kol-ques…
→ EchoSentiment/Echo: reads X and tells real people from bot farms
github.com/EchoSentiment/Ech…
→ 0xfnzero/sol-trade-sdk-python: buys and sells on pump.fun and PumpSwap in milliseconds
github.com/0xfnzero/sol-trad…
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
The exact prompt (bookmark this):
You are my pump.fun desk. Seats: SCOUT, FILTER, X-READER, EXECUTOR, RISK, LOGGER.
SCOUT: track the top traders and KOLs with kol-quest. Alert me when one of them moves on a coin under $3M market cap: a buy, a post or a profile picture change.
X-READER: before any buy, read every X post about the coin from the last 30 minutes and score the accounts with Echo. 25%+ bots = skip. Real people talking = go.
FILTER: dev under 5%, bundles under 10%, top 10 under 35%.
EXECUTOR: one entry through sol-trade-sdk-python. Sell in 3 parts on the way up: at 6x, 9x and 11x from entry.
RISK: stop −25% from entry. Never add to a losing position. Never re-buy after the last sell.
LOGGER: one line for every alert, check, buy and sell, with the reason.
Report position value every 30 minutes.
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Gull retweeted
THIS GROKBOT ABILITY WILL BE BANNED SOON
$115 → $4,617.83 in 2 hours 32 minutes.
From now on, I'm done spending my days digging through X.
Grok read every X post about 3,248 new pump.fun coins
while I sat in the bleachers watching my son's baseball practice.
23 of the loudest coins were pushed by bot farms. 21 of them dumped within minutes.
Grok skipped every single one. I never opened the app.
That's the edge nobody talks about: Grok sees who is actually talking.
Real people → it buys. Bot farm → it skips.
$LUMIQ: 1,240 posts in 4 min. 88% bot accounts.
Grok skipped it. 1 minute later −91%.
Top 3:
$NOSLEEP +$1,701.98
$BIGSEND +$320.24
$NOCOPE +$318.42
Worst 3:
$REALTALK −$6.04
$QUIETPUMP −$5.66
$COOKED −$4.18
3,248 launches scanned · 23 shill skips · 24 traded · 17 green · 7 red · 40.2x
Bought into a shill farm: 0.
The stack:
→ elizaOS/eliza: the agent that lives on X and reads every post in real time
github.com/elizaOS/eliza
→ EchoSentiment/Echo: scores who's talking, real people or a bot farm
github.com/EchoSentiment/Ech…
→ outsmartchad/solana-trading-cli: catches the launch on pump.fun and executes the trade
github.com/outsmartchad/sola…
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
THIS GROKBOT ABILITY WILL BE BANNED SOON
$115 → $4,617.83 in 2 hours 32 minutes.
From now on, I'm done spending my days digging through X.
Grok read every X post about 3,248 new pump.fun coins
while I sat in the bleachers watching my son's baseball practice.
23 of the loudest coins were pushed by bot farms. 21 of them dumped within minutes.
Grok skipped every single one. I never opened the app.
That's the edge nobody talks about: Grok sees who is actually talking.
Real people → it buys. Bot farm → it skips.
$LUMIQ: 1,240 posts in 4 min. 88% bot accounts.
Grok skipped it. 1 minute later −91%.
Top 3:
$NOSLEEP +$1,701.98
$BIGSEND +$320.24
$NOCOPE +$318.42
Worst 3:
$REALTALK −$6.04
$QUIETPUMP −$5.66
$COOKED −$4.18
3,248 launches scanned · 23 shill skips · 24 traded · 17 green · 7 red · 40.2x
Bought into a shill farm: 0.
The stack:
→ elizaOS/eliza: the agent that lives on X and reads every post in real time
github.com/elizaOS/eliza
→ EchoSentiment/Echo: scores who's talking, real people or a bot farm
github.com/EchoSentiment/Ech…
→ outsmartchad/solana-trading-cli: catches the launch on pump.fun and executes the trade
github.com/outsmartchad/sola…
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
Gull retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH GROKBOT THIS MONDAY???
I connected Grok to GMGN and gave it 30 smart money wallets.
It turned $75 into $3,128.57 on pumpfun in 5 hours 34 minutes.
The trick wasn't buying with smart money.
It was SELLING with them.
3 of them buy the same coin → we're in.
2 of them sell → we're out. No questions.
9 times today they ran for the exit.
The bot ran with them. 8 of those coins dumped right after.
$REDCANDLE: sold +$55.69. 40 sec later −86%.
Top 3:
$SENDITMAX +$1,212.38
$CHARTGOD +$236.24
$STAYPOOR +$229.02
Worst 3:
$ALPHACALL −$7.45
$BLUECHIPZ −$6.38
$EXITLIQ −$5.12
7,214 launches scanned · 24 traded · 17 green · 7 red · 41.7x
Bags held into a dump: 0.
The stack:
→ yllvar/Smart_Money_Follower: pulls the top wallets from GMGN and tracks every move
→ nirholas/pumpkit: live pumpfun feed + whale alerts
→ AFKmoney/pumpfun-agent: dev forensics, risk, paper mode first
Everything you need to run the same terminal is in the article below.
Save it and use it 👇
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH GROKBOT THIS MONDAY???
I connected Grok to GMGN and gave it 30 smart money wallets.
It turned $75 into $3,128.57 on pumpfun in 5 hours 34 minutes.
The trick wasn't buying with smart money.
It was SELLING with them.
3 of them buy the same coin → we're in.
2 of them sell → we're out. No questions.
9 times today they ran for the exit.
The bot ran with them. 8 of those coins dumped right after.
$REDCANDLE: sold +$55.69. 40 sec later −86%.
Top 3:
$SENDITMAX +$1,212.38
$CHARTGOD +$236.24
$STAYPOOR +$229.02
Worst 3:
$ALPHACALL −$7.45
$BLUECHIPZ −$6.38
$EXITLIQ −$5.12
7,214 launches scanned · 24 traded · 17 green · 7 red · 41.7x
Bags held into a dump: 0.
The stack:
→ yllvar/Smart_Money_Follower: pulls the top wallets from GMGN and tracks every move
→ nirholas/pumpkit: live pumpfun feed + whale alerts
→ AFKmoney/pumpfun-agent: dev forensics, risk, paper mode first
Everything you need to run the same terminal is in the article below.
Save it and use it 👇
Gull retweeted
THIS IS F**KING UNREAL
GROKBOT TURNED $80 INTO $4,216.38 DURING ONE NFL GAME
ON PUMPFUN WITH 3 FREE GITHUB REPOS
Bengals vs Falcons. Kickoff 9:30am, final whistle 12:44pm.
I watched the game. The bot traded.
Before kickoff I loaded every losing trade from 47 Grok bots into its memory. 611 losses.
If a new coin matched a pattern that already burned one of them, it got skipped.
The funnel:
4,317 launches scanned
4,284 killed
9 blocked by memory (all 9 dumped after)
24 traded
Top 3:
$RIVERCAT +$1,758.54
$GOBLINAI +$321.23
$LATENITE +$277.67
Worst 3:
$SPAGHETTI −$10.57
$TINYCHAD −$9.50
$STATIC −$7.46
17 green · 7 red · 8% per trade · stop −6% · 52.7x
CIN won 34–17. I withdrew everything after the final whistle.
The stack:
→ mnemox-ai/tradememory-protocol: memory of every past loss
→ GMGNAI/gmgn-skills: live pumpfun launch data
→ HKUDS/Vibe-Trading: the agent that runs the desk
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
THIS IS F**KING UNREAL
GROKBOT TURNED $80 INTO $4,216.38 DURING ONE NFL GAME
ON PUMPFUN WITH 3 FREE GITHUB REPOS
Bengals vs Falcons. Kickoff 9:30am, final whistle 12:44pm.
I watched the game. The bot traded.
Before kickoff I loaded every losing trade from 47 Grok bots into its memory. 611 losses.
If a new coin matched a pattern that already burned one of them, it got skipped.
The funnel:
4,317 launches scanned
4,284 killed
9 blocked by memory (all 9 dumped after)
24 traded
Top 3:
$RIVERCAT +$1,758.54
$GOBLINAI +$321.23
$LATENITE +$277.67
Worst 3:
$SPAGHETTI −$10.57
$TINYCHAD −$9.50
$STATIC −$7.46
17 green · 7 red · 8% per trade · stop −6% · 52.7x
CIN won 34–17. I withdrew everything after the final whistle.
The stack:
→ mnemox-ai/tradememory-protocol: memory of every past loss
→ GMGNAI/gmgn-skills: live pumpfun launch data
→ HKUDS/Vibe-Trading: the agent that runs the desk
All free. Almost nobody stacks them. Save this before it gets buried.
Full prompt in the first reply 👇
The exact prompt (bookmark this):
You are my pumpfun trading desk. Run 6 agents: SCOUT, FILTER, MEMORY, EXECUTOR, RISK, LOGGER.
SCOUT: pull every new pumpfun launch via gmgn-skills.
FILTER: kill anything with a dev wallet funded from a known rug, LP not burned, mint not revoked, snipers or bundlers over 20%, or top 10 holders over 40%.
MEMORY: before any entry, compare the coin against my loaded loss history from tradememory-protocol. Over 80% pattern match = skip, and log which bot lost on it.
EXECUTOR: enter with 8% of the current balance, never more.
RISK: stop −6% set before entry. Trail after +12%. Never average down.
LOGGER: one line for every kill, skip, buy and sell, with the reason.
Run until I say stop. Report balance, funnel and win/loss every hour.
Gull retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH GROKBOT THIS SATURDAY?
woke up, connected it to Hyperliquid with $140, gave it one rule: don't blow the stack. then I left for the gym
came back 2 hours later to this
first 26 minutes: 0 trades. it killed every setup
then 31 trades between 9:40am and 11:04am. 22 green, 9 red
the biggest ones:
LONG FARTCOIN +$1,184.20
LONG POPCAT +$244.90
LONG ENA +$201.45
the worst ones:
SHORT SEI −$7.40
SHORT NEAR −$6.18
SHORT ARB −$5.02
12,480 setups scanned · 12,231 killed · 8% margin max · stop set before every entry
$140 → $3,286.40 in one gym session
The stack:
Hyperliquid Python SDK: github.com/hyperliquid-dex/h…
CCXT: github.com/ccxt/ccxt
Hummingbot: github.com/hummingbot/hummin…
NautilusTrader: github.com/nautechsystems/na…
Hyperliquid Trading Bot: github.com/chainstacklabs/hy…
All free. Save this before it gets buried.
full prompt in the first reply ↓
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH GROKBOT THIS SATURDAY?
woke up, connected it to Hyperliquid with $140, gave it one rule: don't blow the stack. then I left for the gym
came back 2 hours later to this
first 26 minutes: 0 trades. it killed every setup
then 31 trades between 9:40am and 11:04am. 22 green, 9 red
the biggest ones:
LONG FARTCOIN +$1,184.20
LONG POPCAT +$244.90
LONG ENA +$201.45
the worst ones:
SHORT SEI −$7.40
SHORT NEAR −$6.18
SHORT ARB −$5.02
12,480 setups scanned · 12,231 killed · 8% margin max · stop set before every entry
$140 → $3,286.40 in one gym session
The stack:
Hyperliquid Python SDK: github.com/hyperliquid-dex/h…
CCXT: github.com/ccxt/ccxt
Hummingbot: github.com/hummingbot/hummin…
NautilusTrader: github.com/nautechsystems/na…
Hyperliquid Trading Bot: github.com/chainstacklabs/hy…
All free. Save this before it gets buried.
full prompt in the first reply ↓
the exact prompt:
You are a 6-agent perp desk on Hyperliquid. Job #1: protect the stack. Job #2: make money.
SCOUT scans all 186 perp markets every few minutes.
FILTER kills any setup where:
- funding is crowded (above +0.05%/h)
- spread is over 0.2% or the book is thin
- it's against the 4h trend
- a liquidation cluster sits within 1%
- 1h volume is under $2M
- news drops in the next hour
ANALYST scores survivors 0–100. Under 70 = no trade.
EXECUTOR: isolated margin, max 8% of balance per trade, up to 20x.
RISK sets the stop before entry and trails winners after +12%. No averaging down.
LOGGER writes the reason for every kill and every trade.
If nothing passes, do nothing. Run while I'm away, recap when I'm back.
bookmark this before your next gym session
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Gull retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID???
this is my Black Friday list. I asked GrokBot to analyze it. what it did next shocked me
4 items, $2,949.92 at Black Friday prices:
> CenterPoint Amped 425 crossbow
> Traeger Woodridge pellet grill
> Nikon LaserForce rangefinder binoculars
> 6HP outboard motor for the boat
GrokBot: 4 items. all worth it
me: I have $72
GrokBot: I built you a trading bot that pays your list off with pumpfun coins, item by item. target: $2,949.92
$HEADSHOT · +$1,256.40 · paid the crossbow + the grill
$FREEMONEY · dev held 44% · declined · rugged 3s later
$MAYBE · 3/4 · stop at −6% · −$1.84
$zoom · +$1,061.22 · paid the binoculars
$FULLSEND · 41K posts on X · +$1,330.68 · paid the boat motor
$72 → $3,718.46
GrokBot: list's paid. checkout before the deals end
what's on your Black Friday list?
illustrative build, numbers simulated
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID???
this is my Black Friday list. I asked GrokBot to analyze it. what it did next shocked me
4 items, $2,949.92 at Black Friday prices:
> CenterPoint Amped 425 crossbow
> Traeger Woodridge pellet grill
> Nikon LaserForce rangefinder binoculars
> 6HP outboard motor for the boat
GrokBot: 4 items. all worth it
me: I have $72
GrokBot: I built you a trading bot that pays your list off with pumpfun coins, item by item. target: $2,949.92
$HEADSHOT · +$1,256.40 · paid the crossbow + the grill
$FREEMONEY · dev held 44% · declined · rugged 3s later
$MAYBE · 3/4 · stop at −6% · −$1.84
$zoom · +$1,061.22 · paid the binoculars
$FULLSEND · 41K posts on X · +$1,330.68 · paid the boat motor
$72 → $3,718.46
GrokBot: list's paid. checkout before the deals end
what's on your Black Friday list?
illustrative build, numbers simulated
Gull retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID??!!
my son just got into Harvard-Westlake, a private school in LA. tuition is $54,900 a year
me: I have $800. do something
GrokBot: on it. I built you a trading bot that plays Plinko with pumpfun coins. every coin is a ball. it only drops the ones that pass all 4 checks. target: $57,400, tuition + new student fee. all I need from you is a deposit
the 4 checks at the gate:
> DEV: dev holds under 5%
> LP: liquidity burned
> BUN: bundles under 10%
> X: real posts, not bots
4 green = it drops the ball. 1 red = the ball never leaves the gate
$BACKPACK · landed 3× · +$197.40
$CRAYON · dev held 47% · not dropped · rugged 3s later
$ABACUS · landed 6× · +$1,262.75
$RULER · 3/4 · small ball · stop at −6% · −$4.80
solana:8XPDPyPAz4H64aqCHkSjuUYtyjfiG7dPi328WSkrpump · landed 16× · +$21,148.60
$OWL · 47K posts on X · landed 16× · +$36,212.30
$800 → $59,616.25
GrokBot: sent $58,816.25 to your wallet
GrokBot: go enroll him
anyone else’s kid need a school fund?
illustrative build, numbers simulated
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID??!!
my son just got into Harvard-Westlake, a private school in LA. tuition is $54,900 a year
me: I have $800. do something
GrokBot: on it. I built you a trading bot that plays Plinko with pumpfun coins. every coin is a ball. it only drops the ones that pass all 4 checks. target: $57,400, tuition + new student fee. all I need from you is a deposit
the 4 checks at the gate:
> DEV: dev holds under 5%
> LP: liquidity burned
> BUN: bundles under 10%
> X: real posts, not bots
4 green = it drops the ball. 1 red = the ball never leaves the gate
$BACKPACK · landed 3× · +$197.40
$CRAYON · dev held 47% · not dropped · rugged 3s later
$ABACUS · landed 6× · +$1,262.75
$RULER · 3/4 · small ball · stop at −6% · −$4.80
solana:8XPDPyPAz4H64aqCHkSjuUYtyjfiG7dPi328WSkrpump · landed 16× · +$21,148.60
$OWL · 47K posts on X · landed 16× · +$36,212.30
$800 → $59,616.25
GrokBot: sent $58,816.25 to your wallet
GrokBot: go enroll him
anyone else’s kid need a school fund?
illustrative build, numbers simulated
Gull retweeted
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID???
GrokBot just built a 2048 game inside my pumpfun to help me with the down payment for a new Tesla Model 3, because it just dropped to 1.99% APR
me: my dream car just got approved for financing. I'm $12,000 short on the down payment. help
GrokBot: on it. I built you a trading bot that plays 2048 with pumpfun coins. every coin is a tile. clean coins merge into your stack, rugs get swiped off the board. target: $12,000. all I need from you is a deposit
every new coin spawns as a tile with 4 lights:
> DEV: dev holds under 5%
> LP: liquidity burned
> BUN: bundles under 10%
> X: real posts, not bots
4 green = it merges. 1 red = swiped off
$BEANS · +$118.80
$WIGGLE · dev held 44% · swiped off · rugged 3s later
$HONK · +$401.16
$BLINK · 3/4 · small tile, stop at −6% · −$4.32
$NOODLE · +$1,212.40
$PUDGE · 44K posts on X · +$10,288.48
$120 → $12,136.52
GrokBot: sent $12,016.52 to your wallet
GrokBot: go make the down payment on your car
anyone else need help buying a Model 3?
illustrative build, numbers simulated
WHAT THE FUCK GROKBOT DID???
GrokBot just built a 2048 game inside my pumpfun to help me with the down payment for a new Tesla Model 3, because it just dropped to 1.99% APR
me: my dream car just got approved for financing. I'm $12,000 short on the down payment. help
GrokBot: on it. I built you a trading bot that plays 2048 with pumpfun coins. every coin is a tile. clean coins merge into your stack, rugs get swiped off the board. target: $12,000. all I need from you is a deposit
every new coin spawns as a tile with 4 lights:
> DEV: dev holds under 5%
> LP: liquidity burned
> BUN: bundles under 10%
> X: real posts, not bots
4 green = it merges. 1 red = swiped off
$BEANS · +$118.80
$WIGGLE · dev held 44% · swiped off · rugged 3s later
$HONK · +$401.16
$BLINK · 3/4 · small tile, stop at −6% · −$4.32
$NOODLE · +$1,212.40
$PUDGE · 44K posts on X · +$10,288.48
$120 → $12,136.52
GrokBot: sent $12,016.52 to your wallet
GrokBot: go make the down payment on your car
anyone else need help buying a Model 3?
illustrative build, numbers simulated