Purveyor of finely crafted artisanal disasters // Performing the dark arts on containers, code, and platforms // Fallible Human // He/Him. // #BlackLivesMatter

Austin, TX
Joined March 2011
It's good to be back at Summer Camp =D
As always, Twitter is a better status page 馃
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Silver linings on going bald. I can drive with the windows down and my hair doesn't get messed up.
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Texas is such a fucked state.
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Watching everything going on in Texas is so unbelievably aggravating. Why are people like this. We need to get Abbott the fuck out this year.
Great. Instead of working, Google has me hooked on their adorable sprite animal olympic game
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Dropped my baby girl off for surgery this morning 馃槱馃槹馃
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Everything went well and she's up and about 馃槃
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Another fantastic @defcon! Much love and appreciation for all the work that went into this. It was awesome!! Special shout out to the @CtfSecurity crew. I had a fantastic time with y'alls CTF, it was great. Another successful #defcon in the books. #defcon29
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Michael Salsone @ Home retweeted
We won the DEFCON kubernetes CTF!
Replying to @defcon
@defcon Kubernetes CTF results are in! 1st: ELTIGRE (@0xPopsiclestick,@sellingshakes) 2nd : pooppoopganggang (@0xpookie) 3rd: AlphaChains Honorable Mention: Kuku's Bizarre Adventure You can still play the CTF (not for points) thru Mon. Reg: high latency, avail Sun 9-5. 1/3
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I won a #defcon CTF!! 馃榿
Replying to @defcon
@defcon Kubernetes CTF results are in! 1st: ELTIGRE (@0xPopsiclestick,@sellingshakes) 2nd : pooppoopganggang (@0xpookie) 3rd: AlphaChains Honorable Mention: Kuku's Bizarre Adventure You can still play the CTF (not for points) thru Mon. Reg: high latency, avail Sun 9-5. 1/3
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Hacker summer camp hype hype hype
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Sitting at the Vet hoping my baby dog doesn't have cancer 馃槗
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Now that we're vaccinated. I feel like I am looking for any excuse to do something. Is it too much to throw my dog a birthday party for her 13th birthday. 馃
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All 4 of y'all who liked this are invited 馃槤Sassy appreciates your support
Michael Salsone @ Home retweeted
Cloud Native Security Program Haiku: Discover a bug Update docs, add: "don't do that". Remediated.
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Are friends planning on going to DEFCON this year?
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Exercise and eating healthy has had incredible positive impact on my mental game lately. It feels good to actually FEEL good. #BlueTeamFit
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I feel like it should be considerably easier to update a launch configuration via the CLI than it actually is. 馃槧