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I fed a swan today, and it actually took the food!
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🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸 MICHAEL SAYLOR'S STRATEGY JUST STARTED LIQUIDATING BITCOIN! THEY JUST SOLD $2,500,000.00 OF $BTC FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER 4 YEARS. THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR CRYPTO...
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BITCOIN JUST COMPLETED THE MANIPULATION PHASE. Accumulation: done. $65K–$105K. Manipulation: done. Shook out weak hands. Distribution: next. $105K–$220K. Hold $77K: manipulation phase over. Launch begins. Lose it: one more manipulation candle first. They needed your coins. Now they have them.
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SHOCKING: 🚨 This chart has never failed to predict a Bitcoin bull run. Every time the US10Y and CN10Y Stoch RSI cross → a bull run begins. It has just crossed again.
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🩸MASSIVE CRASH: Almost $3,000,000,000,000 has been wiped out from Gold and Silver in just 10 HOURS. Safe heaven assets are trading like memecoins now.
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BREAKING: $3 TRILLION wiped out from precious metals in just 9 HOURS as gold crashes below $4,550 and silver dumped below $70. Gold is down 6.87%, wiping out $2.36 trillion. Silver is down 13.23%, wiping out $580 billion.
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Bitcoin is STILL mirroring 2022 move-for-move. Kinda terrifying, right? 😱 We’re about to find out if history repeats itself
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Crypto market momentum is accelerating: Crypto funds recorded +$1.06 billion in inflows last week, the highest since the 3rd week of January. This marks the 3rd consecutive weekly intake, bringing the total to +$2.8 billion. This now recovers most of the -$3.9 billion in outflows from the prior 5-week selling streak. Bitcoin ETFs led with +$793 million, making up 75% of total inflows, bringing the 3-week inflows to $2.2 billion. Ethereum saw +$315 million, bringing year-to-date net flows close to zero. Since the start of the Iran War, total crypto ETF assets under management have risen +$12 billion, or +9.4%, to $140 billion. Investors are returning to crypto despite the geopolitical turmoil.
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🚨 SANTIMENT: The Fed held rates steady at 3.50–3.75% as expected, with traders anticipating a bullish relief rally and only gradual rate cuts projected into 2026–2027.
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$39 trillion in debt. $113,000 per citizen. And the meter never stops. You don't have to be paying attention for it to cost you. You lose purchasing power simply by existing. Oil spikes. Deficit widens. Dollar quietly bleeds out. This isn't politics. It's math. Bitcoin wasn't created because someone had a cool idea. It was created because this was always inevitable. The only question is whether you're positioned before the crowd figures it out
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💥 BREAKING BIG WAR IS COMING 👀 TRUMP OFFICIALLY CONSIDERING DEPLOYING THOUSANDS OF TROOPS TO MIDDLE EAST, PER RTRS.
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Early gems make the biggest gains 🚀💎
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The current $BTC fractal looks very similar to 2022. Do you think this will play out again?
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🚨US TREASURY ANNOUNCES RECORD $15B DEBT BUYBACK The U.S. Treasury will buy back $15 BILLION of its own bonds today, marking the largest debt buyback in history.
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BITWISE CIO MATT HOUGAN THINKS BITCOIN COULD REACH $1 MILLION IF BITCOIN CAPTURES 17% OF THE STORE-OF-VALUE MARKET, IT WILL GET THERE ZOOM OUT 🚀
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🚨🇺🇸 THE US GOVERNMENT JUST QUIETLY ERASED ANOTHER 710,000 JOBS. The government just revised job numbers down for the 13th consecutive month. Over 710,000 jobs have been quietly wiped out after the initial headlines. That is an average of 55,000 fake jobs reported every single month. Since January 2024 we have seen downward revisions in 24 out of 25 months.
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🚨 UPDATE: Americans are taking hardship withdrawals from retirement accounts at a record pace, warns Vanguard.
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Trump & Putin are talking peace in Ukraine AND Iran. If both wars end: → Oil prices drop → Inflation cools → Markets rally The human cost alone is reason enough to want this over. The economic tailwind would just be the bonus. Let's hope the deals get done. 🙏
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