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I hate how rowdy Nigerian elite events are. No space to walk, waiters have to put food over their heads to get food around, everybody is hottt and fanning themselves. Is this even enjoyable?
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Na my papa collect PHD
Na my mama Dey use am brag , they put my family’s name in the church bulletin for harvest as Mr&Mrs , my mom told them to change it to Dr&Mrs . 🤣🤣
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My friend moved to UK last year. First 2 months, he was posting snow, Tesco, train, “Alhamdulillah for new life” every day on status.
By month 3, he started complaining. “Bro, UK is lonely. Work is 12 hours, rent is finished, cold dey kill person.”
I told him calm down, e go better.
Month 6, he called me by 2am Nigerian time. He said “Guy, I swear I miss Nigeria. I miss noise, I miss mama put, I miss us drinking beer for junction till 11pm for no reason. Here everybody dey face him own.”
Last week he called again. He said he got a better job. Better pay. But he still said the same thing. “Money dey UK, but life dey Nigeria.”
That one hit me.
