Clavicular revealed his opening line to girls and the success rate is actually insane 😏
“Can I just be straight to the point? Like, can we have s*x? And I’m actually like a 20% success rate with that”👀
A girl thought doing a body shot off his stomach would make her the main character of the party... until bro casually smiled at the camera like it was a daily side quest 🤡
"WAIT... SHE WAS JUST A SIDE QUEST??" 👀
She came to Clavicular with receipts from Twitter thinking she finally caught him... until he kissed her mid argument and said "I love you" 😳
"WAIT... THAT ACTUALLY WORKED??"
Clavicular called a girl’s boyfriend live on stream to tell him she was cheating, and bro ended it right there on speaker phone 🤯
"Appreciate the clarity bro... she belongs to the streets." 👀
She thought a kiss on the boat meant she had his full attention... until bro completely ignored her to scroll through his phone 👀
"Zero effort, absolute dominance..." 😳
Clavicular dropped the most unhinged dating advice on live stream and nobody knew how to react…
"You gotta have confidence to rip the flaccid out..." is crazy work 😳
Kimie and Iclynn ran out of guys to flirt with on Clavicular’s yacht, so they literally started hooking up with EACH OTHER on live stream 😭💀
"When the male contestants run out on the boat, girl code takes over..." 👀
Clavicular pulled up a picture of Alexander the Great on his phone to explain why he wasn't doing the workout with the rest of the boys 😭👑
"I don't look like a foot soldier, dude, I'm a f*cking general, man. I'm King Clavicular, dude"
Clavicular explained why he skipped the brutal 4-hour workout with the rest of the boys... bro genuinely believes he's on a higher plane of existence 😭👑
"I'm King Clavicular, dude... What do I look like doing jester workouts, man? I'm commanding the troops!"