@11MyJam

Nervous Pooper.

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Joined October 2014
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A first kiss finds true love. A first fart confirms it.
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Majestic Beast
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Old school costumes had it looking like a classroom full of serial killers ready to go on a Purge.
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I promise, it’s not that serious.
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My 18 year old son just told me I can’t tell him what to do because he’s a grown man hahahahahahahaha
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I’m a 362 🎉
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 25
I'm a 67. hbu?
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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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Eatin’ soup and listening to Michael Bolton sing opera on this fine Saturday
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Me walking in with my 18 year old to vote early this morning:
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No sweeter feeling as a father to hear this reaction from your kids
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Falcons better not get any ideas
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 22
The #Bears will give out fake mustaches to all fans Thursday night ahead of their game vs. the #Patriots as part of their plan to honor former player and coach Mike Ditka, who died earlier this month, per @SunTimes. Tonight is Chicago’s first home game since Ditka's passing.
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Poor kiddo
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More like Jabron Lames
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I’m trying to quietly get everything set up, but, I think she knows it’s for her
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just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Just watched a video of a grown woman saying “Like so many of us I grew up watching The Price is Right with Drew Cary” and my bones turned to ash and blew away.
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He likes it rough, I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️
MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 18
🚨BREAKING: #BEARS WR JAHDAE WALKER WAS EJACULATED FROM THE GAME FOR HEADBUTTING A DEFENDER. WOW.
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License and registrati...
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Hobos on their way to “clean” your windshield against your will
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