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the realest shit i ever twote, so when i finish tweetin’ this imma slit my throat

South Town/Central City, USA
Joined February 2012
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Replying to @AviTheDirector
nigga went to the absolute worst case scenario
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I don’t even say shit the bartender can see it in my eyes I need that drank
A man not being able to get the bartender’s attention really is such an ick 😭😭
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these niggas done whipped up the coolest white dude of all time
That time in 2025 when Tony Hawk shared a full circle moment, posting his ticket stub from seeing Nirvana in 1991 while reflecting on his son Riley’s marriage to Frances Bean Cobain and the birth of their son, Ronin 'I wish Kurt were here so he could hold our wondrous grandchild.’ [via/ tonyhawk, GettyImages]
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When the music too loud and you finally hear what you been agreeing to
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Insane: Scott Van Pelt mistakenly called Steelers icon Ben Roethlisberger and Browns QB Deshaun Watson "r*pists" on live television. "We talked a bit about the r*pists. Ben Roethlisberger in the building." 😱😱😱
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I miss being the sex and drinking man
hanging out with the sex and drinking man tonight for sex and drinking
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My dog watching me hide a pill in her food.
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Arvell Reese just leveled Joe Milton. Oh my.
JJ McCarthy just turned backwards and got absolutely SMOKED.
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nah fuck a good day make it a bad day
stop sellin them phones that’s wired to the federal government
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This December, we need more places to accept SpongePay 😂
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Replying to @MLFootball
Practice is gonna be hell Monday
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Summer 2007. Me and CW were interns or something like it at a local sneaker and skate boutique. “SOL MUNKI” was our life, not knowing what I fully intended on doing I dropped out of school to pursue being like the owners and creatives of that shop.
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bye, fooled tf outta me ong
Lmao she tricked TF OUTTA ME 😂😂😂😂
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Coach called victory formation and those players did what they wanted
Michael Vick on the crucial fumble that opened the door for Norfolk State's stunning defeat to North Carolina Central. @WTKR3
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Michael Vick on the crucial fumble that opened the door for Norfolk State's stunning defeat to North Carolina Central. @WTKR3
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how would moisture fix this
Forgot to moisturize before work and I look like gay Obama from Colorado
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Replying to @bren8513
😂😂💀💀 noooooo
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Some bonds withstand the test of time. Meagan Good and Robert Ri'chard's relationship is one of them. #meagangood #cousinskeeter #RobertRichard #iconicroles
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Sandwich Twitter is an undervalued niche full of hidden gems.
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last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere
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This is how a defensive coordinator should look at all times by the way.
Florida State defensive coordinator Ernie Simms looks like he’s on meth and about to steal your bike.
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